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this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

NOSSOSOSODID OOOOOO MINT IS A LEAFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

my favorite little fruit <3

ITS AN HERB IT HAS LEAVES AND AND YOU PUT IT ON RAVIOLI!???

U PUT MINT ON YOUR RAVIOLI???????????

BASIL

STOP SAYING ITS PARSELY I DONT FUCKING PUT PARSELY ON MY RAVIOLIIIIIIIII

WHATS PARSELY

ITS ALL LEAF!!!!????

oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS

shes doing her best… maybe shed do better if you were nicer to her

making serotonin is the cooking equivalent to scrambling an egg and she can’t even do that right smh

Not 2 be fuckin weird but I think the best sound in the world is when ur pettin and rubbin a big/sturdy dog and ur suddenly compelled to do those real Firm Pats™️ and it makes that nice solid “thud thud thud” noise while the dog smiles and wags his tail real hard do y’all have any idea wtf I’m talkin about??

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

@stuckys-hot-dogs remember when we recreated this?

Persephone, drunk crying: I don’t have enough hands!!!

during october vampires are at their most powerful. they don’t physically get stronger it’s just a pleasant confidence boost.

so do werewolves, they ain't special

this isn’t about werewolves make your own post

girl's night

That soft one in the middle, just sleeping on a bed of delicious apples

those apples are probably fermented as hell all these bears are drunk outta their gourds

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

IT’S STARTED

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

IM SAVING THIS IN MY FUCKKING QUEUE AND EVERY FUCKING NOVEMBER AT 12:00 AM IM FUCKING POSTING THIS

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