Tierstin Williams

Yup, this really work

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Sound. On.

Sound is far more imperative than you ever imagined

Today we will eat at Gillette

In a shitty society that is built on taking as much as you possibly can and giving as little as you possibly can, compassion is punk-rock as hell.

Compassion is punk-rock as hell.

Is that an example or a reaction?

yes

do kids these days know abt numa numa

do kids these days know about aqua’s “barbie girl”

do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG

do kids these days know about “Blue” by Eiffel 65

DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADA’S “EVERY TIME WE TOUCH”?

Reblog if you also got at least one of these stuck in your head just from reading the title

Every freaking one and hate it

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

This post is a journey

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

I MEAN where’s the lie

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

Reblogging for that last exchange.

@shanastoryteller

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

#echoing from deep within the mines: *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap sla

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”

Is your mother Spencer Shay

He just gets slowly less concerned

[condescending school counsellor voice] so i noticed that you changed your tumblr theme colours to black and red and i just wanted to check that everything's all right at home

Bass guitars are so sexy. Do you think they know they're the sexiest instrument

Bass guitars are like "brrrr" and it fucks

Bass guitars are a dom, because they like to make regular guitars SCREAM