Valar Morghulis

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.

Kickstarter to break both of Chris Christie’s legs

the catholic church is crazy but aesthetically balls to the walls.. statues of a dying dude on a cross absolutely everywhere

Honestly I’ve attended Catholic services that were so #aesthetic non-Catholics wouldn’t believe me. Incense! Lots of chanting! Robextravaganza! Thousands of altar boys! Tiny bells for ringing at crucial times! Faux marble! Real marble! Paintings! Stained glass! More incense! There’s drama, there’s robe flourishes, there’s homophobia, a Catholic mass is honestly a fucking trip.

Growing up Catholic is what made me gay

I still stand by this.

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

Just found out neanderthal passed on the DNA for depression and now we know why they stayed in caves and painted horses all fuckin day 

Reblog if you’re a depressed neanderthal who stays in their cave and paints horses all fuckin day

an unidentifiable mood but still a mood

Periods are canceled for 2018. This year, I don’t want to bleed unless it’s from a wound I earned in honorable combat.

squad

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

if john mulaney was gay he’d be an almost perfect comedian. in the better timeline john mulaney is gay

the amount of people responding to this surprised he isnt gay only further proves this timeline isnt the right one and god made a big mistake

“I have a girlfriend now, uh, myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave and have walked and talked for 28 years. I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, “You marked that one gay, right?” and it was like, “Oh no! Was I supposed to?” and they were like, “Oh man, well this’ll be a very interesting person. This’ll be a very silly person.”” - John Mulaney, New In Town