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Absolutely great how Arc-v is hyping up Jack Atlas as this big mastermind, some tactical genius, the greatest dueling mind to ever grace this city, while I, a 5Ds fan, am sitting here, knowing he once lost a fight with a subway turnstile.

Jack lost a fight with a subway turnstile??? what episode was that???

learning that one Yu-Gi-Oh! guy was actually supposed to be named Malik was crazy bc it draws attention away from him being some bizarro psycho card playing monster and brings it back to like oh yeah this is just an Egyptian teenager who’s into nerd shit. i know guys named Malik. who tf is Marik

due to translation errors “Daniel the High school Sophomore” is now “Supreme Warlord of Darkness Azrael”, we hope this won’t negatively impact your view of him too much

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

Honda and Jonouchi are best bros. They’re homies. Honda and Jonouchi are going to be roommates because it just makes sense. Honda’s going to make Jonouchi dinner most nights because Jou can’t cook and he might as well. Honda and Jonouchi are each other’s listed emergency contact. Honda and Jonouchi are going to spend Christmas and New Years and every other holiday together because where else are they gonna be, they live here. Honda and Jonouchi are going on vacation together because Jou’s signed up for a DM Championship in the Caribbean and it wouldn’t be as fun to go without his best friend. Honda and Jonouchi are going to get married because Jou needs health insurance and that’s just what you do for your best bro. Honda and Jonouchi are going to

I’ve never seen GX but “Seto Kaiba grows up to build, run, and own a card game school, which teaches children card games.” is the funniest most ridiculous yet in-character thing I’ve ever heard. Of course he did. Seto Kaiba’s two greatest ambitions in life are making children happy and being the best at card games! Natural that he would combine them. Seto Kaiba, High School Principal (But For Card Games) is somehow both so completely stupid that it sounds like a joke AND just taking everything about Kaiba’s character to its logical extreme. It makes perfect sense and also no sense at all. Chef’s kiss. 

I have been informed that Seto Kaiba owns but does not actively run the card game school, and while I understand that is the GX writer’s decision, I am choosing to ignore it. In my heart he sits in an office wearing his dumb trenchcoat surrounded by a bunch of encouraging posters and drinking out of a novelty coffee mug Mokuba got him for his birthday, while he plans fun tournament events and lectures the occasional troublemaker. You cannot take this from me.

i know the joke with 5ds is "card games on motorcycles" and it's funny and all but i think it's way funnier if you watch the show. because if you do it becomes clear very fast tha the show is not going to slow down for the absurdity of the premise. yeah we have card games on motorcycles. the motorcycles represent freedom. anyways we have more important things ot get to, such as CLASS CONFLICT-