I Could Write It Better Than You Ever Felt It

listen I get the vision of Simon’s arm regenerating all red and mutated and junk, but have we considered Simon’s arm regenerating and it’s got patterns all over it that resemble the grooves in a tree?

absolutely nothing is stopping me from being an aroace grace truther and a bloodymary truther at the same time

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

everyone stop reblogging this I hate to be reminded of my own good advice

His tits are CRAZY like my god y’all

everyone yelling "hide the yaoi" about fictional character shipping as if mark hasn't been put through the youtuber rpf trenches for years. he didn't survive septiplier only to be shocked by bloodymary