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love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

i'm more than capable of loving any piece of media if its well made enough but i can't really go full beastmode on something unless there's one specific fake guy im so enchanted with that it makes me want to light myself on fire. im a shameless favorite character goggles haver

trope i really like is self-loathing characters desperate for the catharsis of punishment for frankly rather selfish reasons who r also obsessed with repeatedly pressing others into hating them and hurting them as essentially a method of self harm. yes baby continue making it worse for urself and everybody around u instead of doing an actually productive and effective journey of improvement and redemption

“This is my favorite axe. I’ve been using it for so long I had to replace the handle ten times and the blade twice.”

I love characters who are extremely hypercompetent and simultaneously massive losers

i feel like nobody has NOTPs anymore. like if you hate a ship now it has to be for some deep moral reason and you have to justify it to everyone what happened to just not liking stuff that isnt inherently bad but just because you personally think it sucks

Reblog this with a ship u don't like for no reason

i love these two characters. i need to trap them in a collapsed building so they can talk about their feelings as one of them slowly bleeds out.

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.

It's the same way that John Wick is a movie about a master assassin falling out of buildings and shootings dozens of thugs in the head. It is not a movie about an actor playing playing a part in a movie where he pretends to shoot dozens of thugs in the head. We don't need to see keanu reeves playing keanu reeves talking with the stunt safety coordinator and going over safety protocol and agreeing to safely and humanely pretend to murder eachother for the camera. We want to see a movie about messy danger and peril and killing!

oh we are never getting out of the learned helplessness cycle are we gang

-Bilbo Baggins at his 111th birthday party.

u can always give a character fangs and sharp teeth. for no reason