your work is appreciated

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.

I dont know who needs to hear this but if your hobby starts to not be fun, put it down. It's a hobby, not a full time job or something, don't burn yourself out on something that should be entertaining. Physically can't bring yourself to draw? Put it down. Bored with a crochet project? Put it down. Dropped stitches while knitting and filled with rage? Put it down. It'll come back to you

I almost didn’t reblog this like some kind of idiot

sweet dreams my pink friend

this is the only picture i want to look at for the rest of my life

To be fair I thought it was a pregnancy test too

I think the two gents in these pics should kiss.

They’re probably the same person

i act different w nail polish on

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

Now enchant it so that the rug really has a magic staircase only accessible from the rug being laid out flat + some other stuff to make adventurers think it’s just a funny/deeply evil carpet (over an actual trap, naturally).

Yes

OH GOD YES