a leap of faith.

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine