i was a sexy little viper rune

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

“your house is like a zoo” nuh uh. zoos keep the animals locked up in cages. my house is like the woods. that’s why i keep dumping leaves on the floor

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

is that your penis in your hand or is it my penis. you and i have begun to blur

consensually ran over an emo boy and his studded belt slashed my tires fml

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by