big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

@ahasiw-okitowin

gonna resurrect this one last time just so everyone knows that i predicted gamergate

A lot of these people prefer a dead boy to a living girl

Hrt saves lives.

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

I'm really trying hard to be a "It's everyone's first time learning something everyday" kind of guy but also if you don't know shit and you know you're, for whatever reason, a person who doesn't have context about something, why fucking talk. Like why are you talking. If you know you don't know what's being discussed why are you opining about it and getting confused when everyone is like, shut your empty headed mouth for the love of god? Are you ALSO learning for the first time that this is insufferable?? As though half the time these people aren't also insufferable pedants who'd blow a gasket if someone started talking about their loser hobbies wrong

i would like if something horrible and invasive was happening to him and his boundaries were violated and he was uncomfortable and scared

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

DMV Line Appreciation Month. National Root Canal Month.