No Faith in Me

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Dean knowing it’s not John bc John wouldn’t be proud of him

what’s there to be proud of

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

If I ask nicely will people reblog and put in the tags what their favorite kids movie is? Can be something you loved as a kid, or something aimed at kids that you watched as an adult and really liked. Please?

i have to reblog this again because i go insane when people act like the problem with her is "its cringe for adults to like kids media" or like "the books sucked anyways" like those are completely irrelevant and try to shift the blame and focus from the active harm. even the fact the books also have bioessentialism and antisemitism is a whole different conversation

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

thinking abt this post and just, Lisa @ Dean being like, “you’re not ben’s dad but you sure do remind me of him. He even had a leather jacket just like this!” And it’s John. She’s talking about John. But she never got his real name and he wasn’t driving the impala anymore at that point so there’s very little other identifying information. Until one day Dean pulls his stack of photos out when he’s feeling down and Lisa hooks her chin over his shoulder to see what he’s looking at and goes “oh my god that’s him!” pointing at a photo of John with Mary. And Dean is like “huh???” And Lisa is beaming that big beautiful smile of hers totally clueless to the rug she is pulling out from under Dean like, “that’s the guy! Ben’s dad! How do you know him?” And Dean’s just like, what the fuck. Blue-screen. Stomach rolling. Oh god no.

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically