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canadaloveselena

LOL!

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tatzelwurming

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

homo-neandertalensis

Was made to groove

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my man

innerchildabortionclinic

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

#me with restrictionslop

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gothest-side-blog-in-the-west

Have a snippet of Pixel Grip covering Nine Inch Nails at Kink Pride Friday night

#pixel grip rules so fucking hard

lesserknownwaifus

The joint lady from The D.A.R.E. Report: The Land of Decisions and Choices

tainbocuailnge

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

dogpuppy

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

dogpuppy

My best post.

dogpuppy

You all think all I do is steal posts. Well I handmade this one and many others like it but worse.

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trent reznor

#a beautiful lesbian

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damazcuz

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

innerchildabortionclinic

handing out calmberries. for free. only one rule, you have to be nice

ocquid

May i please have a two (2) Calmberries? I think i ate 3 or 4 Stressberries in my cereal

innerchildabortionclinic

ok sure let me just breed some more

r3333f

we don’t have to fight anymore

handsomeboymodelingschool

when my sister says she needs to eat more because she keeps losing weight without meaning to

#cant exercise because chronic hip pain so it’s logical to have an ed i swear

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miss-mania

I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

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pretty hate machine: [synth going womp woo womp woop woom] [seinfeld bass] im really sad and i MISS [voice crack] my girlfriend…and i think i like men too…but wull the God of my childhood which resides in my mind approve😳? [moaning]

broken: [awesome fuckin guitar riff] [screaming] I HATE YOU STEVE!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK RECORD COMPANIES!!!! AAAAAGHH [whispering right next to mic] i am a terrible person…and i will ruin you [more moaning]

the downward spiral: [frantic guitar riff] [metal clashing in the background] i am so horrible…i hate everything but I hate myself most of all [screams of the damned] someone please just kill me

the fragile: [orchestral swell of violins] i miss you. i’m sorry [the saddest piano in the world] i think this is the lowest point of my life…my brain is rotting but my body lives

with teeth: [Dave Grohl drums] depression makes me feel so alone…and sobriety is monotonous…addiction is a woman and she calls to me… [typical rock guitars] Nietzsche…

year zero: i see the future of our country and it terrifies me [synth going BWEEEEEH] I think we might be beyond redemption [4 minute instrumental break of a computer having an orgasm & a stroke at once]

the slip: [grungy guitars] i don’t even know where i am [stock drum loop] the world is backsliding and so am i

hesitation marks: I need to improve my life…I love my wife… [swell of synths] I want to recognize myself…[autotune] i want to get better for you…!!!! [2 minute electronic instrumental break]

not the actual events: [ghost noises] what if… [heavy guitars] [yelling] MY PERCEPTION IS NOT REALLY REALITY!!! [laughing]

add violence: [synth going boop boop boo] [Mariqueen] i want to wake up…something is wrong… [whispering seductively] Louisianaaa…

bad witch: [saxophone solo] [Bowie voice] the world has changed… [synth making bubbly noises] …forrrrrr the Worse…

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