Boat Yaoi

Maybe if you stopped focusing on reality and started focusing on the sex lives of Victorian sailors dying of exposure and scurvy, you'd feel better.

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

i get second hand embarrassment for tozer being down that bad for hickey like imagine being the most gorgeous voluptuous scrumptious man that ever lived and getting life endangering penis delirium over a dude that is the human embodiment of road kill

honestly heterosexual jopson is incredibly funny in concept. doing all that and for what????? to not fuck that old man????

piss kink is the sign of a healthy fandom and im so serious about that