Hello & Welcome To My World! (O_O)

get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit

Yeah this'll fuel my will to live for a bit

My favorite response to “that’s not a word” is “then why do you know what it means?”

Every time someone within 30 miles of me says “that’s a made up word” I am uncontrollably compelled to respond “ALL WORDS ARE MADE UP!”

In a college language class I took, we talked about the Jabberwocky poem and the professor had us try to explain every word in it. When we got to ‘outgrabe’ she asked why it was past tense and my response was “Cause the present tense is outgribe”. Her response was “That doesn’t answer the question but that brings up a better one. Why do you know that?”

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

He didn't want to talk to you.

The strongest

Murdered the entire squad

THE "STEP LADDER" JOKE AHAHAHA

that baby is making biscuits on that cat. what a role reversal.

Omg!!!!

#it’s extra good because kneading is something that kittens do to their moms!! #so #baby is like: ah yes soft cat shall pet #and cat is like: ah yes human kitten is just doing What Kittens Do :) #amazing #10/10 i love it

That cat is just so content. He’s like, “Finally, a human that can speak my love language!”

#don't

At least show us the bison!

The best update.

wholesome and true - do not mess with the wildlife