I haven't slept in Centuries

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

Didn’t anticipate one of the bonuses of going to a drag show in a smaller more conservative town would be getting to see a bro who clearly wandered into the wrong part of the bar by mistake experience what looked to be a transcendent awakening upon seeing his first drag show.

We love the character development

World Heritage Post

Depending on how you play, Abelard may be almost a fatherly figure or something like a cat owner who runs after your Rogue Trader yelling: "What did you touch again? Drop it! Drop it immediately!"

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

@tatzelwyrm

Unfortunately, Gordon Lightfood never did a song about it.

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*