I been gobinized :(

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data

And unclench your jaw

If you need to use the bathroom you have to do that now

Please get that drink of water and remember your meds

If you can’t remember the last time you showered/brushed your teeth here’s your sign to try and do those today

Set an alarm for tomorrow if you need to!

don’t forget the laundry in your drier

This was very helpful, I took my meds and had a shower.

If you haven’t yet slain thine enemies, take a quick break and do that

^^^

cats are the best. such social creatures. so ready to code switch. learn from their surroundings. truly the IRL autism beast

I can’t believe that this is still going.

when a baby unironically says "goo goo ga ga" it's honestly pretty pathetic like dude come on are you that desperate for attention that you have to do the like, "baby routine"

whoever invented fake pockets for 'women's pants' i hope you know your bloodline ends here

WHAT?! FOR WHAT CRIME!! I’M AN HONEST-TO-GOD EDITOR! I’VE BEEN FRAMED! SET UP!! DUPED!! I KNOW SPIDER-MAN IS BEHIND THIS!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!

YES! LETS LET THAT WEB-HEADED MENACE KNOW WHO’S *REALLY* IN CHARGE!!