Just Another Dreamer

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

Sounds like something a vampire would say

Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.

Do you ever get really thankful for all the books you’ve read? For all the worlds and stories and characters that have become a part of you? That there’s just this space of nostalgia inside you where you remember plots and twists, love stories and deaths, journeys you’ve taken between the spaces of a page and it just makes your heart swell. It’s part of why I love reading. You always get to carry pieces of those stories with you.

Damn it, stop tempting me like this! :P

I have a mighty need

I need this shirt in my life

Honestly those words on the shirt made me cry a little……

women wear suits better than men and thats just a cold hard fact

you see, their suits aren’t just rectangles

baby boy.. baby.,

one time i was on an old street in glasgow and i made a loud joke about vampires and as i did this beautiful man with long hair on the other side of the street made direct eye contact with me and then ten minutes later he walked by again and looked at me and I still count that on my list of the five closest times I’ve ever come to dying

likely: I am just too loud to not look at in public places and he was just lost downtown also likely: vampire, scoping me out for the kill

maybe the vampire just thought you were hot and funny?

a vampire finding u hot and interesting is AS bad as them finding you ugly and annoying as far as the Trying To Remain Human And Alive thing goes

It must be hard for the vampire too. Technically as they prey on humans for their blood, they rank higher than us in the food chain. To them, we are but sentient sandwiches. A vampire finding a human attractive has my eternal sympathy, because it’s basically like falling in love with a sandwich and that must be difficult to process.

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

protect him

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

Protect Brendan like we protect Terry Crews

y’all also act like having some fat on your bones is indicative of suddenly being in terrible health, when, no, it’s really not.  In fact depending on the body type, if you’re able to see your muscles as defined as in the first picture you’re probably overdoing it and would freeze if a cold wind blew through you.  Fat is fucking normal and natural and beautiful, and as a culture it’s really important that we don’t forget that

This beautiful angel has anxiety and does archery and I’ll fight anyone who mocks him

I’m so glad I scrolled and found “uh that’s normal aging” because I was about to pop.

He started in 2011, and it finally ended.

“Oh sweet, I beat it.”

THATS LEGIT ALL HE FUCKING SAYS. HE SAYS IT WITH THE CALMEST VOICE EVER EVEN THOUGH HE’S BEEN SCREAMING FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS OK HE LITERALLY PLAYS IT THROUGH AND THEN HE JUST “oh sweet, i beat it” WHAT THE FUCK

Now we are the rage quit

they squish they own cheeks!!!

SHE SO SQUISH :D