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Thinkin’ about the Fresno Nightcrawler. Just a funky pair of pants.

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that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited
Sounds like something a vampire would say
Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.
Do you ever get really thankful for all the books you’ve read? For all the worlds and stories and characters that have become a part of you? That there’s just this space of nostalgia inside you where you remember plots and twists, love stories and deaths, journeys you’ve taken between the spaces of a page and it just makes your heart swell. It’s part of why I love reading. You always get to carry pieces of those stories with you.
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wholesome + friends = wholends.
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Van Gogh’s famous painting: The Starry Night. History has it that Van Gogh painted Starry Night while in the mental hospital, and that the landscape in the painting is the view Van Gogh had from his window. He depicted the view at different times of day and under various weather conditions, including sunrise, moonrise, sunshine-filled days, overcast days, windy days, and one day with rain.
Art critics at the time were convinced that Van Gogh’s signature style, characterized by bright and heavy brushstrokes, was sloppy, crude and childish. Van Gogh used his exaggerated and expressive brushstrokes to visualize the way he felt inside and reveal his personal impressions of whatever subject he happened to paint. The art of Van Gogh was largely unappreciated during his own life and in his own society. He himself considered the piece as a failure, even though it’s hung in museums and is worth millions today.
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Damn it, stop tempting me like this! :P
I have a mighty need
I need this shirt in my life
Honestly those words on the shirt made me cry a little……
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If you love VanGogh and youve never watched Vincent and the Doctor, go watch it now. Because he truly was.

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DM as NPC we’re trying to impress: “I’m thinking of taking my horse out for a ride, care for a race?”
Party collectively: “Hell yes, between us we’ve got a couple of great racing horses and skilled jockeys.”
DM as DM: “What the fuck, you do? Since when?”
Party collectively: “We’d like to walk behind the nearest street corner. There, our two druids transform into horses, our bard and rogue saddle up, and we come back in a while, with apologies for our two nature-lover friends who couldn’t bear to see animals used in such ways for fun.”
DM as DM, stifling laughter: “……. O-fucking-K. Moving on to the race, I’d like the, oh dear, the druids to roll Athletics to see how you do, and the riders… Umm…”
Rogue OOC: “I wanna check Acrobatics, I’ll be doing flips and handstands all the way, since I don’t really need to tell my steed what to do!”
Bard OOC: “I’m an excellent rider (smug wink) but I’ve never in my life been on a horse, so I would like to use a Performance check to fake looking like I know what the fuck I’m doing up there.”
DM as DM, breaking down in both tears and laughter: “Sure, what the hell, let’s do all those things.”
funniest godfather ever
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women wear suits better than men and thats just a cold hard fact
One name to those who doubt these words:
ESTHER QUEK
I rest my case.
Exhibit B: Janelle Monáe
Exhibit C: Lucy Liu
you see, their suits aren’t just rectangles

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Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:
Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep
Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious
Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman
Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening
Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies
Bulbasaur can take care of other animals
Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.
Nature control
Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur
It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time
Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.
evolves to a badass beast
He’s too freaking strong
up for hugs
He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever
He can dance
baby boy.. baby.,
✴Lesser Known Mythological Creatures✴
El Cadejo
Central Americans know to be wary of El Cadejo. The dog-like animal can be good or bad, depending on the color of its fur: The white cadejo is said to protect travelers from danger, and the black one is Satan incarnate, with penetrating red eyes, sharp teeth and hoofed feet. The evil cadejo smells of burning sulfur and lurks in alleys and other dark places waiting for his next victim.
one time i was on an old street in glasgow and i made a loud joke about vampires and as i did this beautiful man with long hair on the other side of the street made direct eye contact with me and then ten minutes later he walked by again and looked at me and I still count that on my list of the five closest times I’ve ever come to dying
likely: I am just too loud to not look at in public places and he was just lost downtown also likely: vampire, scoping me out for the kill
maybe the vampire just thought you were hot and funny?
a vampire finding u hot and interesting is AS bad as them finding you ugly and annoying as far as the Trying To Remain Human And Alive thing goes
It must be hard for the vampire too. Technically as they prey on humans for their blood, they rank higher than us in the food chain. To them, we are but sentient sandwiches. A vampire finding a human attractive has my eternal sympathy, because it’s basically like falling in love with a sandwich and that must be difficult to process.
me, the sandwich:
i think about this a lot
The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.
he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career
protect him
reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left
people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.
Also that photo on the right is from like 2010 when he specifically and intentionally gained weight for that unfortunately lame family comedy Furry Vengeance
This is from earlier this year
Protect Brendan like we protect Terry Crews
y’all also act like having some fat on your bones is indicative of suddenly being in terrible health, when, no, it’s really not. In fact depending on the body type, if you’re able to see your muscles as defined as in the first picture you’re probably overdoing it and would freeze if a cold wind blew through you. Fat is fucking normal and natural and beautiful, and as a culture it’s really important that we don’t forget that
This beautiful angel has anxiety and does archery and I’ll fight anyone who mocks him
I’m so glad I scrolled and found “uh that’s normal aging” because I was about to pop.

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HE DID IT. (x)
He started in 2011, and it finally ended.
“Oh sweet, I beat it.”
THATS LEGIT ALL HE FUCKING SAYS. HE SAYS IT WITH THE CALMEST VOICE EVER EVEN THOUGH HE’S BEEN SCREAMING FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS OK HE LITERALLY PLAYS IT THROUGH AND THEN HE JUST “oh sweet, i beat it” WHAT THE FUCK
Now we are the rage quit
A kitten that really enjoys getting her nose tickled. Adorable af. 11/10
more animals rated here
they squish they own cheeks!!!
SHE SO SQUISH :D