I am a professional at misreading tone and overreacting to problems that most likely don’t even exist

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship

@astrangefish

Good luck historians of the future.

I met a fourth grader and her name was yue, and she was like ‘yea I’m named after a character from avatar the last air bender cause my parents are huge nerds’ and all I said was ‘that’s rough buddy’ and she beamed at me and I’m pretty sure I made her day lmao

#lord that episode aired 12 years ago

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.