ugh, as if!

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

call him Ginger the way he ails me.....

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

ive noticed lately that daylight has begun overtaking the night by great strides...a sign that righteousness prevails in the world ?