do you dream of the stars?

you only have to let the soft animal of your body blog what it blogs

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

Me: wow… i really have been so unplugged today… [sees that I posted every hour on the hour] well. Okay

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

mmm oh I can't think about that or I'll die

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha