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ah yes my favourite trope

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Actual roman epitaph for a dog
humans are the same
Iāve seen this one doing the rounds a few times (and it makes me cry every time I see it), but was curious about the original Latin text, so I did some digging: itās a shortened version of CIL 10, 00659, a tombstone from Salernum (modern Salerno, Italy). (source; CIL is the Corpus Inscriptionum Latinarum).
Portaui lacrimis madidus te, nostra catella,
Ā Ā Ā Quod feci lustris laetior ante tribus.
Ergo mihi, Patrice, iam non dabis oscula mille
Ā Ā Ā Nec poteris collo grata cubare meo.
Tristis marmorea posui te sede merentem
Ā Ā Ā Et iunxi semper manib(us) ipse meis
Morib(us) argutis hominem simulare paratam,
Ā Ā Ā Perdidimus quales hei mihi delicias.
Tu, dulcis Patrice, nostras attingere mensas
Ā Ā Consueras, gremio poscere blanda cibos,
Lambere tu calicem lingua rapiente solebas,
Ā Ā Ā Quem tibi saepe meae sustinuere manus,
Accipere et lassum cauda gaudente frequenter
And hereās my translation:
Wet with tears I have carried you, our little (female) dog, just as I did in happier times fifteen years earlier (lit.Ā āthree periods of five years).Ā For myself, Patrice, now you will not give me a thousand kisses nor will you be able to lie lovingly around/against my neck.Ā I have sorrowfully placed you, merit-worthy, in a marble tomb and I have joined you always to myself in death, as by your cleverness you matched a human.Ā Alas, we lost such pleasures for myself!Ā You, sweet Patrice, were accustomed to join us at our table, to beg charmingly for food (while sitting in our) laps.Ā You were in the habit of greedily licking our cups with your tongue, which my hands often held for you.Ā Frequently and joyfully (you) receive a weary one with your (wagging) tail...
tl;dr: this dog was named Patrice and was very, very loved.Ā (another translation with some glossing of the text.)
It's the fact she's joined to them in death, it's the fact that she sat in her owner's arms and ate their food. That he held the cups down for her to drink from....
Hundreds of years and we still know she was loved. We still know how she liked to sleep. All these years!! Loving dogs is the same!!!!
gonna point out too that 15 years is an INSANELY long lifespan for a dog in ancient Rome. This dog was both well loved and well cared for to have lived so long. Obvs there's going to be some statistical overlap with ancient dogs with loving epitaphs having longer lifespans, but in a world without modern vetrinary science or medicine, no canine vaccines, and no nutritionally formulated dog food, this Roman's beloved pooch exceeded even the average pet dog lifespan today.
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itās weird that professional letters are supposed to start with ādear.ā i donāt even call my mom that
my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position
willing to bet money that āno, go backā is the least-pressed button in the history of the internet
you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive
I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.
Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.
Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.
It can not always be about your preferred topic.
You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.
i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao
you should also be able to do this to job listings

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if I had a nickel for every show I loved about a Russian man who's one of the best on skates falling in love with a man from a different country who is also one of the best on the ice and they're locked in an intense competition the world is watching I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice
shane and yuuri met and became friends while yuuri was training in detroit.... victor and ilya have each others' numbers and have drunk called the other on several different occasions... this is what divine winds have told me šā
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Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the oceanĀ
Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe
Here is a website where you can press aĀ āmake everything okayā button, over and over, until things really are okay
Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden
Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)
Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)
Here and here are websites where you can play with sand
Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods
Here is a website where you can paint someoneās nails
Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis
Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbedĀ āthe nicest place on the internetā because it really is, yāall, it made me cry)
Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites
Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)
Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3
Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm
Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests
Here is a website of calm rain noise
Take a breath. Itās going to be okay, I promise.
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Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious
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Hello, so I'm originally from Costa Rica and there's actually a good reason why the Yigüirro was chosen over so many other more colorful birds. All those toucans, parrots, and the like are quite beautiful but your average Costa Rican person rarely gets to see them, because they mostly live out in the rain forests and other places far away from human settlements. But Yigüirros live in towns and cities, so most folks are much more likely to see and appreciate them on a regular basis. Yigüirros have a strong, beautiful song which heralds the start of the rainy season, so you always know when one is around during that time of year. This trait has caused the Yigüirro to appear in a lot of Costa Rican literature as well. I think the fact that they were chosen over visually prettier species speaks to how the government let Costa Ricans vote on the national bird, rather than just making a declaration. Truly a bird of the people!
Having said all that, it is undeniably hilarious that there is a genus of bird named "Turdus."