Argyle's cavalcade of dodgy Tumbling.

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

its called Freeway Park and while it is one of the most interesting single examples of Brutalism in the united states and im proud of it, it is so poorly designed in terms of public safety that it has been renovated twice(?) but continues to be geographically troubling, as its design has facilitated a lot of murders over the years. it was the subject of a funny but gruesome article in the STranger in 2002 called Topography of Terror. the city doesnt keep official tally of how many murders or assaults have happened IN the park but two men in their 30s were stabbed nonfatally during a robbery there earlier this year, for example.

Suspect that building mazes is perhaps not conducive to public safety, outside of minotaur isolation scenarios.

It's also behind the convention center, so if you look at archives of cosplay photography it shows up from time to time

Carry on my wayward son

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Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

Ok. Hi. You are a young lesbian and you dig the whole Loyal Knight dynamic but you’ve never seen Stephen Universe; it’s fine, it’s whatever, just keep living your life like that if you want I guess

Hi I’m Pearl SU and I’m an artificial intelligence that was created to be a handmaid to a princess but then I helped her find a more true identity for herself and she uplifted me to an equal and she decided to go full Rebel against her family’s empire and we fought a war together and I literally not figuratively gave my life for her more than once because you can put me back together after I’m broken and we lived together in sapphic bliss for thousands of years before she met this fucking scruffy hair metal guy and got herself killed having his baby that I got stuck raising but it’s fine I’m fine I’m ok it’s lucky I don’t have organs because by this point I would have eaten them while getting drunk and listening to Florence Welch but don’t worry about me I’m fine I’m literally fine

Hi I’m Ruby SU and Sapphire SU and we’re a lesbian Noble/Bodyguard couple that’s so head-over-heels for other that we literally not figuratively fused into a single person but anytime we have even a minor disagreement we literally not figuratively explode back into two people who each individually storm off to do a bunch of property damage before dramatically and tearfully making up and one of us can literally not figuratively predict the future which means on some level we’re doing this on purpose

Hi I’m Connie SU and I’m a regular human girl with overprotective parents and an active imagination who thinks of myself as kinda boring but I met this magical boy who contains the soul of a girl and his adoptive aunt trained me to be a knight and protect him with my life but when the big moment comes he pulls some noble sacrifice shit and doesn’t let me put my life on the line for him and we kinda have to break up for a little bit about it because I’m so fucking livid

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

Wake up, babe, a new example of why the Oxford comma is a really good idea just dropped...