resident chemist

feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.

maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

Encounter: Toronto Baseball Warlock

i went to tautology island and i was there visiting the island

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

(Trying to hide that I got bit by a single angelic zombie) I'm fine it's just a scratch. Let's keep going, we're almost to the sanctuary. La!

your trenches are NOTHING compared to my trenches. your trenches are ditches at best

You stole damn daniel blood