resident chemist

white kids get to have quirky racist phases black kids dont get to be kids

black kids get their lives stolen from them if they defend themselves from white kids "going through a phase"

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

you can fall into a black hole if you do it really really slowly and also your heart is lighter than the weight of a feather

i do this every weekend

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

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New shoes

unhelpful aubergines

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.