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It's insane to me how many people have accepted the narrative of "if we want to protect minors, we need to give more power to their parents" as if one of the main issues facing minors in abusive environments isn't literally that they're completely at the mercy of their parents as is

woah.. do you know any other abilities of creatures

I'm gonna start a new aesthetic, it's called "badpunk". It's an alternate retro sci-fi look except all the technology is terrible and looks bad. Somebody add pictures, I need examples.

Great work everybody these all look like shit

LOL

What’s so funny

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

*girl in need of a pick-me-up voice* wait, what happened to Charlie Kirk?

*kicking my legs cutely* explain to me like i’m five years old

Well you see, he went to go get you some blueberries....

If a person's friends are racist and they don't care because it doesn't impact them or they try to reframe their buddy's racist behavior as something else, they are also racist, okay? 🫶

Also if your friends are saying racist, antisemitic and otherwise heinously weird things about people, you may want to consider just not being their friends instead of just sending anons to the people they're talking about. 🫰

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

I had a dream I invented a little toy or two…

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