resident chemist

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

when you like a beautiful mutual's selfie and you feel like the sewer witch touching them with your gross long finger

It's so fucking baffling to me that hospitals went back to not masking. Like good news, we have lots of empirical evidence that masking prevents infections! Now to go back to walking around this absolute petri dish of a building filled with extremely vulnerable people unmasked

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

The purpose of a berry is what it does

sorry man im new to fleeting moments of clarity

we are garlic clove. we carry the taste

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.