resident chemist

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

Im sorry but you need to come in person for a checkup to make sure you actually need the medication you’ve been taking for 8 years

where can i find the butterfly that supposedly starts hurricanes

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Happy Juneteenth I love you studs I love you bulldykes i love you bulldaggers. I love you Black femmes and Black butches. I love you Black trans women and Black trans men. I love you Black drag queens. I love you Black queers and Black dykes and Black lesbians. I love you Black queer community for establishing so much of the foundation of queerness and queer language and terminology that is so widespread today most people forget it originates in Blackness. I love you Black gay community for all the history you have made and continue to make, in spite of being overshadowed by ignorance and prejudice. I love you Black gay culture, I love you Black gay art, I love you Black gay people.

ill never forget when my noob grandfather despawned right before my eyes

shauty i dont. MIND

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

I’ll have another meaningless symbol today please bartender