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Misplaced Lens Cap
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JBB: An Artblog!
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Andulka
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Show & Tell
YOU ARE THE REASON
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@argaliot
Any advice for a young programmer?
Quit. Get a job teaching people how to catch trout at your local Trout Hole. Retire at the ripe age of 80, rake in that sweet sweet trout retirement fund and coast until you pass away painfully at the age of 81.
NONE. YOU’RE SET
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this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys
And you may find yourself crammed into a very small automobile...
guy from 6000 bc after having all human knowledge of the history of civilization and culture beamed into his brain: can you show me that "meta knight" fellow again? i find him quite bad ass...
we cant ha;ve anything anyrmeo due to the green ape hour
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i love the term “affair”…. not only are you cheating on your partner but its like A Whole Thing
i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with
t shirt that says “i have weird ideas about almost everything”
I’m losing my fucking shit because my mom is getting catfished by a guy that sends her pictures like this and it never once occurred to her that this….isnt a real picture that a real person would ever take, ever
me sitting in my la quinta inn room with my $10 million in solid gold bars
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I can't wait to forget myself in a hot car
please just read the whole thing
“You get to drive away”
most notable times of being hit on by customers:
guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them
old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that
cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out
older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it
dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”
military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat
most notable time a customer did not ask me out:
a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”
“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams
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can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"
