some sort of cat snake?

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

*Kirby inhalation noise*

If you all start making rage comics but with emojis instead I’m going to start a war

this is your final warning.

the outsiders was a tragic gay love story written by a homophobe

(via thebootydiaries, jacob)

gimme the peat boys and free my soul I wanna lay down in a mossy hole and drift away

Big soup

forbidden creme brûlée 

a silent guardian, a watchful protector

lol look at mercury go that wild bastard

I love these so much

labradoodles are nice and all but combining the food obsession of a lab with the intelligence of a poodle creates the ultimate stealth unit whose sole mission is to get into the pantry and Eliminate All Bread

that’s just me waking up hung over