are u gonna eat that

Someday your hands will be old and wrinkled, the skin spotted and bunching over your knuckles. And a child will watch you make something. It's a simple task, you'll have done it a thousand times before. But to that child, the smooth, confident way your hands move will seem like impossible magic. You have to keep living.

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

Work it grandma

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@gothiccharmschool

I love her so much. SO MUCH.

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

Red deer (Cervus elaphus)

a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.