here and queer

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

i hate when a clothing line is marketed "for demi-humans" and then all it has is a tiny tail flap on the bottoms and maybe a larger range of sizes. I could actually use tail flap for my pants but mine won't fit through the standard size at all

and don't get me started about how hard it is to find cute clothes for girls with wings. it isn't fair