here and queer

um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

@free-range-tiddies

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle