here and queer

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

STOP

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[ID: tumblr tags reading: *has character development* Woah (all caps)!!! not yet pal /end ID]

THIS IS IT!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!

underrated fantasy thing is when authors want to avoid giving an actual earth year their story takes place so the characters say shit like "back in the Year Of The Skateboarding Dragon" and all the other characters are like ah yes how could we forget the crops were so plentiful the year that dragon did those sweet sweet kickflips

how dare you be funnier than me on my own post

Also the money was not saved because they lost so much in rehiring and lawsuits

me when i fucking GET you

"? No" is such a foundational linguistic construction to my psyche. a hieroglyph. it should be a standard emoji

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

I'm not necessarily rooting for the US in the world cup but I do think it would be funny if they made a deep run if only because I feel like, for countries that are actually good at international football, "You lost to the USAmericans" would make for god tier trash talk

Imagine you're from a country where this sport is like a national civic religion and you lose to a bunch of dork ass losers who call it soccer. There's no coming back from that

I thought the USMNT making a deep run and embarrassing some European teams in the process would be the funniest outcome for them in the World Cup but Trump using FIFA's limitless appetite for corruption to get a red card overturned for their game against Belgium only for them to completely embarrass themselves, play way worse than usual and lose by 3 goals is SO much funnier holy shit that's incredible