*Deep Breath* Fuck It

shoutout to the one dude who was doing a presentation in my class and was about to explain a specific topic, and said "let me break it down for you" and just started breakdancing. in the middle of his presentation. and then continued on with the presentation as normal. dude's a legend. this is a university class btw

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

did you know if you are good enough at time management you can sleep 17 hours straight and not sleep at all the next night? the reviews are coming in, critics are raving: "this is not a good idea" and "please go to bed" "wow those are some eye bags, are you sick?"

popcorn explodes too violently. they need to breed a new one that unfurls like the delicate wings of a newly emerged moth

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

it didnt get any better in 2025

Bruh your fault for touchin his damn orjanje

Say what you will about Reddit but sort by controversial is like one of the best features of all time... Want To See Some Bullshit button