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wherein 42yo dr wednesday phd revives 25yo unemployed enid who was murdered by her family to study her and enid accepts it bc she doesn't have anywhere else to go

bianca -> new sewing kit and that doesn't all has to do with the fact that enid sometimes fixes her clothes for her

yoko -> san jose sharks official merch bc it's expensive asf and enid is canonically a hockey fan

divina -> has a yearly tradition of gifting her taco bell gift cards despite having no taco bell in jericho

agnes -> a promise that she'll pay for twice concert tickets next time they tour

ajax -> a vinyl of enid's current favorite artist

her parents -> new pink jumper

s1 eugene -> personalized bacon honey he made in an effort of winning her over

s2 eugene -> nothing

bruno -> wyd text

enid loves waitress bc she thinks the songs are catchy and heathers + wicked + death becomes her because of the potential yuri

yoko loves little shop of horror + rocky horror picture show proudly and loves rent in secret, if anyone asks she refuses to admit it

bianca appreciates the songs in west side story because they're fun and Evita because it's iconic (her guilty pleasure is the beetlejuice musical, she knows the whole number for What I Know Now)

divina likes hadestown, like, she reaaaaally likes hadestown and epic (six is fun alright, don't give her shit for it)

agnes hates musicals. she might watch mamma mia if enid begs enough but she hates it.

pugsley knows all of the Book of Mormon IRONICALLY bc he thinks it's stupid and he watched enough times to know everything about it. he, however, can stomach hairspray.

HELLO!!

they do really hate butchnid over there, sigh....it's a cross i have to bear bc i can't seem to get away from that evil app

but I'm glad you enjoy my posts!! im a butch as well and my bag is filled with colorful bottoms and pins and i walk around with at least two photocards at all times lol so yeah it's silly to me that people think a butch can never be happy or enjoy anything that's not wood chopping, cars and the gym

enid cannot cook.

not in "she's unable to" but more like she's not allowed to. don't get me wrong, she can follow a recipe and things will be awesome but under no circumstances people are letting her cook at functions and it's because she's genuinely crazy when it comes to flavor

im sorry, but this girl loves a frappuccino with BEEF SYRUP all over it. she's insane!!!

she would make the mountain dew baja blast pie and she would put bacon on her cupcakes and bananas on her pizza

wednesday is adventurous when it comes to everything but she doesn't at all allow enid to get creative in the kitchen and when she comes with "Just saw a new recipe :D you gotta try :D" wednesday genuinely contemplates divorce

when they have kids they are strictly disallowed from learning enid's weird "family" recipes (she's just making them up and hoping they get passed down. it won't.)

enid, blushing like she's burning inside out: what the fu–

wednesday: shut up. i can't lose my line of thought

enid: wha-

wednesday: shhhh. fuck my hands are wet

enid, who has never heard wednesday curse in her life because it's too "undignified": *malfunctioning*

wednesday: shit. shit. shit. shit. thing!!!

thing, already holding a pen and motioning her to go on

wednesday: right. so instead of the finale I was planning, viper will find herself in [long and detailed explanation. she's still soaking wet]

wednesday: and that's it. thank you, thing

thing, stretching his fingers: 👍

enid: what the hell was that???

wednesday: i had the idea mid shower. if i waited but a second i would forget it

enid: huh??..

wednesday: now...would you be so kind as to turn around so i can dress myself?