Be Gay Do Witchcraft

I do believe I could use the death note and it would be fine. like I'd be normal about it

the hardest part would be not posting about it. I love to post.

I wanna know what Ben/Glorys childhood was like. Like did Glory just randomly start coming out one day or did she like take over him as a baby- crawling around searching for the key. I HAVE QUESTIONS

noted that Robin Wood is excused from the whole spike conversation because he's justified in literally everything he did. like even if you didn't pretend the show was being uniquely crazy racist by putting him in the position he was & how it is that he's the only black character here who just happens to be wrong about everything and unjustified in his anger and I could make a whole seperate post unpicking that but like. imagine your mom was killed by a tiger. and in this scenario we must also imagine that tigers are ontologically evil. imagine your mom was killed by an ontologically evil tiger and so you spent your life fighting tigers that kill people , and then you run into the Head Tiger Killer who's continuing your mom's legacy of Head Tiger Killer and she's hanging out with the tiger that killed your mom. and you must imagine in this bad metaphor that tigers are ontologically evil parasites that do nothing for the world but kill people so maybe it's more like the concept of a virus, but like, whatever. the virus tiger. covid tiger. and the head tiger killer is like don't worry the tiger that killed your mom doesn't kill people anymore he's good. and you're like, what? he's a tiger. that's not how it works. and she goes no I trust him 🥺. and you go are you in love with the tiger? and she goes no though she clearly is. and then you find out that the tiger that killed your mom who is supposedly a vegetarian tiger could accidentally snap and kill anyone at any moment. and you're like okay in this scenario our best course of action is to kill the tiger. we cant risk the tiger killing people in our house, you know like it killed my mom. and the head tiger killer is like but he's literally vegetarian now! and then the tiger tells you your mom never loved you

i think that Angel the series should have been called Cordelia the series and all the guys shouldve died

Wesley should have worn the swim outfits

Every time I see someone call metoo "white woman shit" I feel an intense desire to hit them in the face. Metoo was started by a Black woman named Tarana Burke educate yourself or die.

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

Occam's razor says this is a christening but you can't rule out the possibility of stopping a vampire baby

first they came for me and i was all like "hang on, aren't you guys supposed to come for other people first" but they pointed out that they had to come for someone first and we can't all be the guy from the poem and i couldn't really argue with that logic tbh