✨ genuine trash ✨

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.

Hi, it’s me, your Flix Bus driver. I heard some of you back there asking why we’re on this dirt road in the middle of a cow pasture if this is supposed to be a direct line from Berlin to Munich. To that I say: you all need to mind your own damn business and look at the fucking moo cows.

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

there's a common belief that artists know how to make art. this is untrue. i've yet to meet a single artist who has any idea what they're doing

laughing with your friends and eating good food are kind of the whole point of life

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

kind of feel bad because there’s a cardinal who visits frequently and i guess it’s molting time so. you know. but whenever he shows up to get nuts and i happen to notice him i just shout BALDDDDD. every single time

Do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes.