✨ genuine trash ✨

Remember: "Confessions obtained under torture aren't valid" doesn't include confessions of love ^^

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

i love when people rant to me like yes i am entrusted with your hate

mentally batting my eyelashes and asking you if we can use the red string of fate as shibari rope

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing