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You're never too old to:
Stay up late thinking about the character
Be haunted by the memory of the character
Wonder if you'll ever finish that fic you started (x 20)
Reread your old fic and ask if you'll ever write anything again
Be tormented by visions of a made-up guy (gn)
Unfortunately, neither your body, your phone's bedtime mode, nor your job agree
Vol. 1
ΡΠ³ΠΊ: ΠΌΠ΅Π΄Π½Π°Ρ Π³ΠΎΠ²ΠΎΡΠΈΠ»ΡΠ½Ρ
my favourite part of ao3 not having an algorithm is that i can click on any random fic, out of whatever curiosity (morbid or otherwise) i may have on a whim, knowing I won't spend the next three months having ''similar'' content constantly shoved in my face in a desperate attempt to keep me engaged while i stab the not interested button over and over with a growing rage bubbling beneath my skin
Sketches inspired by fanfic ΠΠ»ΠΈΠ½ΠΈΡΠ΅ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΡΠ»ΡΡΠ°ΠΉ ΡΠΎΠ²ΠΌΠ΅ΡΡΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΠΏΡΠΎΠΆΠΈΠ²Π°Π½ΠΈΡ, by @mosslanka
I was going to draw Saint-petersburg, which I miss so much, and old kitchen, and this 90s vibe, but got stuck. So here are simplier drawings, more about emotions and detailes
Also I've never sucseeded in making the art series in one style, and I'm happy about these pictures β they are kinda close to my fav traditional technic with gouache, oil pastels and pencils
Seems like this pics are also close to 'default canon' pathologic... pls, share your opinionπ§

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Vol. 2
ΡΠ³ΠΊ: ΠΌΠ΅Π΄Π½Π°Ρ Π³ΠΎΠ²ΠΎΡΠΈΠ»ΡΠ½Ρ
Vol. 1
A couple of scenes from an animatic I'm currently working on
If only you knew how much I cringe at it after taking so many long breaks between working on it.. But I really want to finish this. Mostly as a little experiment to test both my art skills and my perseverance
(The animatic's plot is basically the ramblings of a sleep-deprived madman, but that's beside the pointπ₯²)
Text:Β Sometimes in the dead of night on the way to the kitchen for a glass of water, I see an extra door in the hallway, black and imposing.Β
Itβs not a bad boarding house, as these things go.
Weβre not allowed up to the fourth floor, for any reason β but I donβt blame the landlady for wanting her privacy.
Nobody but the landlady answers the strange willow-patterned telephone on the third floor landing.
We all lock our windows on full moon nights.
No couples are allowed, ever. Only single women and girls.
And sometimes, if you go down the hall to the kitchen late at night, thereβs a strange black door thatβs never there by daylight.
For some reason, itβs hard to get new lodgers to stay. I donβt know why. Itβs a little strange, maybe, but the meals are good, Mrs Hallow the landlady is kind, and the rent is ridiculously cheap. Iβll take the strange black door and the phone that rings even when thereβs no wire going to it over rats in the walls and cigarette ash in the food any day. My last boarding house was like that. I like it here.
Iβd been living here for nearly two years when I lost my job working at the telephone exchange. It wasnβt my fault β they cut the night shift back, and one of the girls cut was me. Mrs Hallow told me not to worry β as I was an old lodger, sheβd let me work for room and board while I looked for another job. Sheβs so nice, I donβt know why people say sheβs creepy. Itβs not her fault sheβs so tall and thin, and her bones show through her fragile old skin.
I worked hard, wanting her to be glad sheβd kept me. One of the jobs she gave me, since I was used to working nights, was packing lunches after supper. For the Night Gentlemen, she told me, but didnβt say more. Every night, I packed twenty lunches in twenty tin pails and filled twenty thermoses with strong coffee. I made sandwiches, and boiled eggs, sliced pickles and cheese, and packed a paper napkin into each pail. I was to have everything done by eleven, Mrs Hallow told me, for the Night Gentlemen came at midnight to collect their meals, and I should be in bed by then. By morning, the pails were all gone. By evening, they were all stacked neatly in the kitchen again, clean and ready to be filled. I never saw them come, but I supposed it must be while I was sleeping.
Then I started to worry that my lunches were dull. I baked cookies for the lunch pails, and pies and pasties. I put in different kinds of fruit and vegetables each day. The Night Gentlemen worked late hours, if they came for their lunches in the middle of the night. They needed to eat good food. I looked through Mrs Hallowβs old recipe books and tried new dishes, like german apple pancake and potato dumplings. Mrs Hallow was pleased, and said she would pay me a little wage in addition to my room and board, if I didnβt mind continuing. She was getting too old, she said, to make all those meals every night.
I had been working at the boarding house for nearly six months when I really messed up. Iβd burned a whole batch of cookies to a crisp, so I had to start all over, and I didnβt have time to decorate them before evening. It was Valentineβs Day, and I felt so bad that I decided to stay up late to finish them. The Night Gentlemen didnβt come until midnight, so I had timeβ¦ I thought.
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man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great
Your poll about rats (rare in my experience) reminded me of my kids' favorite memory from a trip to Baltimore. A rat scurried across the path & when we got to where it disappeared we found 2 shiny pennies. The kids dubbed it Birthday Rat and made up a song about it (O Christmas Tree tune) "O Birthday Rat, O Birthday Rat, you bring us all 2 pennies (x2) / the sight of you in Baltimore / just makes us want to come here more / O Birthday Rat, O Birthday Rat, you bring us all 2 pennies."
THIS IS SO CUTESOME I LOVE IT SO MUCH
o birthday rat, o birthday rat, you bring us all 2 pennies

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Happy Haruspex Route video release by Ruby Codex Entry!
Thanks again to @codex-entry for giving me the honor of making the thumbnail for my favorite guy, it's truly been a blessing π₯Ήπ
Go watch it, go go go go go