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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.

Reblog if you’d rather give yourself papercuts between each of your fingers and then rub hand sanitizer all over your hands than use generative AI to write or draw anything ever

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

you may have fucked my wife. however you failed to notice me sitting in the cuck chair and giving a suspenseful 👎 when you fail to please her. you also failed to notice my wife's giant battleaxe