just a random

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

punished by the council

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

reblog to instantly disintegrate some of your peers to dust

You also cannot turn on subtitles on a VHS tape. It either has captions or doesn't. Usually doesn't.