Rat Zone

I keep hearing nearby footsteps but theyre not of humanoid gait so i pay them no mind cus all beasts are friendly towards me due to rapport ive built with various animal clans

World Heritage Post

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

World Heritage Post

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.

I got whatever ADHD is called

ADHD is called ADHD.

That’s the one

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

World Heritage Post

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*