I am the 0.00%

the power of hitting 'end task' on a glitchy program in task manager is intoxicating. i feel like an assassin. i feel like a tyrant. you don't want to work properly? begone. off with your head. i need to kill my apps with a guillotine

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

Malcolm in the Middle - 中央のマルコム (2005)

somebody PLEASE find the gif of the guy with the really stiff pants slamming a girl on a bed or whatever

Its the wrong trousers gromit!

In another life I would have loved being just as weird with you all on some obscure forum with little to no moderation

till the room doesn't smell anymore

till none of the room's characteristics are observable

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!

in the humiliation ritual does anyone need anything