I am the 0.00%

one more day til the stop sign

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

Stop sign day

STOP SIGN DAY

Official stop sign day

Official stop sign day

You know when people paint like the bones on a horse so it looks like a living x ray. That's the good shit right there.

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

nickelodeon 2010s teen sitcom apartment decoration

it’s not funny that charlie kirk stepped on a rake and then fell backwards into a pit of hot tar before stumbling out and getting stuck to a comically large firework that shot through a chicken coop covering him in feathers before the firework finally exploded and a big image of his face appeared in the sky. Stop laughing

I always forget Americans have sinks that kill everything

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????