pussy corrosive

i don’t even want to SEE the blorbos you guys are tagging this as. how could you conceivably relate this to a fictional character like I don’t look at my favs and go you know what? his pussy could eat through a metal grate

all guys have a shirt which is their best shirt. that's just guys for ya...

(muttering to myself as i put on an outfit which is my best shirt with my best pants) i didn't need to go this hard...

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

bro u have to come thrifting with me dude not only is all the clothing ran through, its also priced the same as new clothes and they won't have shit that fits you well

that person over there is earnestly asking for help everyone point and laugh or perhaps record on your phone

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

@commodityproduction

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours