My brother gets his braces off after five years.
Brother: Notice anything different?
Brother: *licks his teeth, gives dad a joker smile*
Dad: You got a haircut!
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EXPECTATIONS
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$LAYYYTER
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My brother gets his braces off after five years.
Brother: Notice anything different?
Brother: *licks his teeth, gives dad a joker smile*
Dad: You got a haircut!

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“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”
“That’s right.”
“At the request of a princess.”
“Right again.”
“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”
“You’re very perceptive.”
“How big is your royal family, again?“
“We don’t have one.”
“But–“
“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“
“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”
“Public sanitation.”
“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”
“We think he’s a little confused.”
I laughed too hard not to reblog this.
I mean. If your goal is to cause maximum death, letting trash, sewage, tainted water, and biohazardous waste pile up in a populated area with zero oversight is a pretty efficient way to go about it
Keep up the great work, lads
I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means
Welcome home, MoonMoon…welcome home.
My final TikTok that was viewable before it was taken down for me was a Gibbs Thirst trap edit and I have to say; my six year old self who didn’t realize she just got into her first fandom is pretty happy with that being how TikTok has ended for me.
this gets funnier every year
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.
U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME
OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.
oh my god
#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU?
( @mrv3000 )
Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.

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Some Mondays you win, and some Mondays you go to bed early because attempting to clean the kitchen turned into accidentally pickling your vagina. On a totally unrelated note does anyone have a good pickled mango recipe? I’m not willing to explain to my aunty what happened to the batch she made me.
A lot of fanservice this season
EVAN BUCKLEY CONGRATULATIONS LOVE OF MY LIFE
Young Derek: I don't need a babysitter, why did Scott leave me with-
Stiles: *crushes two Adderall, mixes them into a glass of Red Bull and Hennessey, and downs half in one go*
Young Derek: -an insane person. He left me with an insane person.

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*Derek and Stiles at an out-of-town jail, after Stiles was allowed to make a phone call*
Derek: When will the sheriff get here?
Stiles, who totally forgot calling his dad was an option: Shit, I think I fucked up
*an hour later*
Peter, who hasn’t practised his law degree in over a decade: I’m gonna Legally Blonde this shit
When my Mum was pregnant with me she was in the pub and this random creepy elderly woman that nobody ever saw before or since told her that she was going to have a boy and when I was born everyone was like “the creepy lady was wrong” but it turned out I’m trans and THE PUB WITCH WAS RIGHT!
I WAS FORETOLD BY THE PUB WITCH
Witches are always pro-trans culture, transphobes cannot be witches.
Witches are always
pro-trans culture, transphobes
cannot be witches.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Found important lore on tiktok of all places
OWCA deadass said “yo Heinz we’re sending a platypus to kick your ass. his name is Perry xoxo”
I always assumed that it happened like this:
Perry: (crashes through window)
Doofenshmirz: A platypus?!
Perry: (puts on hat)
Doofenshmirz: A—platypus wearing a fedora?!
(Perry hands Doofenshmirtz a business card. Doofenshmirtz puts on his reading glasses.)
Doofenshmirz: (gasps) PERRY the Platypus!
I hate how in-character this is
phineas and ferb heritage post
i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)
DISGUSTANG
oh my god?
Okay please read this whole article because there is important information in ther, including;
1. She never yells at her students- her record breaking 121 decibel shout happened during an event she’d been invited to. She was defending her title after setting the previous shouting record during a competition at a church camp, where she got to 119.4 decibels
2. The only reason she entered the first competition was because her twin sister had entered and was about to win with a shout of 119.1 decibels.
3. They took her to an expert to try to understand how she shouted so very loud and his conclusion was that her supernatural volume was fueled entirely by her need to beat her sister.
That’s just how siblings are.
It really is

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for science...
What time do you normally have dinner?
before 5 pm
5pm
6pm
7pm
8pm
9pm
after 9pm
if you reblog this you should tag it with what you voted and which country you’re from.