I didn't program you to love me.

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

THIS ENDS HERE. YOU ARE THE PENIS AND I AM THE CAR DOOR

do you still think i'm hot with this giant hole in my chest

it really is annoying as hell how someone will talk about how poor people can't avoid ethically dubious products because of how being poor works and then someone with a two story house in the suburbs will take that to mean they can order harry potter books through a drone delivery from amazon and if you criticize that you're a bigot

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

@isuggesteatingtherich

i have a new experience to suggest

Me too

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

im sooo good at making it all so so hard. youd think that would make me popular at least. and yet

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god