I didn't program you to love me.

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

everyone needs to hate the united states with me this saturday cause im gonna lose my goddamn mind having to hear the wildly undeserving american autofellatio that is the fourth of july.

hear me when i say that just about everything good that has come out of this country has come out of it in spite of what its founders intended it to be, in spite of what it sees itself as, in spite of its stated and unstated values and goals for itself and the world. in order to love the people of the americas you have to hate the united states.

oooooh i got plany of disk space