You could write me someday, I think you will.

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

I super do not want to

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

i think it’s a five circle venn diagram with ‘things society labels deviant but which are totally normal’ as the center. the five circles are sex workers, queer people, furries, kinksters, and sanitation workers. IT workers is the overlap of queer and furry. sanitation includes people who work with death. the overlap between sanitation and sex work is ‘jobs which are necessary to the way we currently organize society but which are nevertheless considered icky’.

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

men in the 70s were like “I’m so very hairy how sexy of me” and they were right