things chronically outside people say:
“wait! gotta put on my sunscreen” [you’re about to walk to 7/11]
“tick season, tuck your pants”
“you know, tick season just keeps getting longer and longer with climate change”
“why didn’t you have your knife with you?”
[knocks their shoes on the sidewalk and fifty pounds of dirt clods fall off]
[going into the rain without an umbrella] “I mean, you’re gonna get wet eventually, right?”
“I hear the rockhounding in this part of the county is INSANE”
“it rained last night, and you know what that means: MUSHROOMS”
