if youâre reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
It Works the money is on its way!
Need this.
Of course
It worked tho
Lets spread the blessings and wish for the bedt!
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if youâre reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
It Works the money is on its way!
Need this.
Of course
It worked tho
Lets spread the blessings and wish for the bedt!

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HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE
Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times! Â I wonder if Iâll ever live through major historical events!
Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE
it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr
âBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.â
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Â
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just canât risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout thisÂ
I donât play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
Itâs been a MINUTE since Iâve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
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The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when thatâs not really all that true.
You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said donât eat of it.
God never told Eve.
When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section youâll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didnât say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.
Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.
So really the first sin was Manâs passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.
Originally posted by realitytvgifs
I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like âwait what?!?â
Yup! This is so real!
So what youâre saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao
Adam was a fuck boy?
Omfg! Iâve had this argument so many times!
Apparently a theory is that weâre sinful because we have human fathers. Jesus was born of Mary without a human dad which is why he was pure.
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All men are fuckboys
FUCK
All men Ainât shit for the bible told me so.

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I hope love finds you in 2018
I hope health finds u in 2018
I hope wealth finds you in 2018
I hope happiness finds you in 2018
I hope success finds you in 2018
I hope self-love finds you in 2018
I hope supportive people find you in 2018
I hope all the dogs find you in 2018
I hope good grades find you in 2018
I hope validation finds you in 2018
I hope good luck finds you in 2018
I hope inner peace finds you in 2018
Youâre welcome
oh my god, linâs semi-conducting is the cutest thing i have ever seen
KIDS ARE SO RUTHLESS
âYou look slow and easy to killâ
Jeremy didnât come to playÂ
Heâs so cute omg
he says thank you every time and it makes me feel so good
Is that the âa bad man did itâ baby?
im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper
i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes
Reblog for love

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In 2018 all of our reaction gifs will come from old Barbie VHS movies
This is the best news Iâve heard all week
Guys we might be onto something
the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1â˛s and 20â˛s
âThe people think that youâre gods, what do you do?â
ââŚwe go along with it.â
âRoll performance.â
ââŚI got a one.â
âYour foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.â
âWell I rolled a twenty.â
ââŚsomehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.â
âI roll to come up with an escape planâ âAlright rollâ ââŚI got a oneâ âI try to convince the horse to break us outâ âRollâŚanimal handling?â âI got a twentyâ
Y'know now that Iâve seen this post I donât think Iâve ever seen the movie like I thought I had
@warning-wild-ginger
google just made me so emo
If you scroll pass this you donât got ten dollars
Need my $10
Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work
I aint risking it.
10 10 10
Always reblog money cat
Donât do drugs, ladies and gents. đđđđđđ
âWhats your safe word?â
That part had me weak đđđđđđÂ
âYou think Iâm in pilates?âđ
âwatch ya fingers bootyhole man!!â Lmfaooaoaoaoooo
Lol i need to be his friend
âEvery strong man got a sensitive sideâ
Lmaooooooooooooooooo
âOoo thatâs cuteâ
Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?
Aries:Â âI just want you to know you ainât got me. I got you. â Taurus: âIn my car there are snacks. Would you mind getting my snacks for me?â Gemini: âOKAY REAL TALK!â Cancer: âEvery strong man got a sensitive side.â Leo: âYou gonn take pictures?â Virgo: âWatch your fingers, bootyhole man.â Libra: âOooh, yeah, thatâs cute.â Scorpio: âmy safeword is pinapple juice.â Sagittarius: âThatâs how far I go, you think Iâm in pilates?â Capricorn: âThat is CHANGE! You know how long it took me to acquire those?â Aquarius: âYou like doing the weird shit?â Pisces: âDonât do drugs kids.â
accurate signs
I fucking cried

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the phrase âcuriosity killed the catâ is actually not the full phrase it actually is âcuriosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it backâ so donât let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
See also:
Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
Letâs not forget that âJack of all trades, master of noneâ ends with âBut better than a master of one.â
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So donât worry if youâre not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
These made me feel better
Also, âgreat minds think alikeâ ends with âbut fools rarely differâ
It goes to show that conformity isnât always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesnât necessarily mean itâs a good idea.
what the fuck why havenât i heard the full version to any of theseÂ
âBirds of a feather flock togetherâ ends with âuntil the cat comes.â
Itâs actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.
Iâve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.
I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I want to make designs out of these.
Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage likeâŚliving exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.
The legendary thread is back
Haha I was just talking about all of these yesterday
this is probably the best compilation out there