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add another clove of garlic im not driving

this little freak has a plan, for sure

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

so, here's the thing. tumblr/apple can ban as many words as they want and it will never achieve their goal of "cleaning up" this site because this wretched nonsense poetry is somehow now the single dirtiest thing I have ever read in my life and honestly thank god.

sorry

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard

i was playing overclown earlier and there were like 2 jesters guarding the jokepoint and we had three fucking booboos on our team that wouldnt switch to something useful like a bozo or a bongo and right as we were capturing the first point this goddamn kookoo used his clown car ultimate and won them the match. terrible game

Not to act all high and mighty but if someone kept trying to trick me into taking my meds by hiding it in a spoonful of peanut butter I wouldn't really for it more than like 3 or 4 times maximum

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

i love ibuprofen its like Lol.. im not feeling that

and tell me, are “italians” in the room with us right now?

RIP

amy had the mean dropkick