Loserville, USA

The thing is you can have a grassy lawn or even a golf course without it being an ecological disaster, you just have to a: be cool about having the occasional non-grass plant in the mix and b: be willing to live in a climate that supports grass without irrigation.

Golf courses in California are an abomination which is why the sport was in fact invented in Scotland.

I always thought that golf as a sport should be adapted to the local native landscape. I think this will encourage regional pride when local golfers completely trounce visitors at Swamp Golf, Desert Golf, Forest Golf, etc. Rich tourists will be pressured to travel extensively to experience all forms of golf, instead of staying in their backyard country club golf courses. Internet discourse will probably somehow get worse but I think this is a small price to pay.

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

I still can’t get over what brits call musical notes like bro please I’m trying so hard to take this country seriously

“I did not fucking say that” <— the dialogue option that was choosen wasn’t what the actual dialogue said