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Walk Like No One Is Driving

not just any guy, that's the model for the 1st edition Vampire: the Masquerade cover!

It was a global problem

supermarkets should have benches

everywhere should have benches

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

im going to get killed by a balloon animal

never underestimate how much a "☝️" can add to a sentence

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

I Saw The Money Grow