This is exactly how working retail feels.

Me when I was a hostess and also heavily addicted to meth. & the custies would come in for takeout, but halfway thru taking their order I would remember I was on meth . And then I’d be WAY too busy (forcing myself to breathe blink etc. manually) to hear or process what they were saying

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

don't talk to me till my carapace hardens from my last molt 😭😭😂😂

the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one

It’s gay as fuck for a man to be born in February

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

emits one lesbian particle

beware my ability

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this