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“I will say this much,” says Grantaire, as the would-be-revolutionary they’ve all been listening to fades away into the audience. “That man deserves a place in the theater. He can play at tears better even that the mademoiselle we saw play Eurydice last night. He might do better with someone else’s script; the one he delivered for us today was a tedious affair. Perhaps his tears were born of boredom at hearing his own dull screed.”

“Peace, friend.” says Lesgle. “The one we’re here to see speaks next.”

“Having heard the weeping philosopher, is the laughing one to follow?” asks Grantaire. “That fat man over there would make a credible Epicurus.”

Legle shoves an elbow into his side. It isn’t enough to really hurt, which is how Grantaire knows the man is fond of him.

Lesgle points at a pale wisp of a man making his way to the center of the room. No, man is likely giving his years too much credit.

“A pretty child,” he tells Lesgle, “and like all pretty children he should be at home with his mother and his dolls.”

“He speaks more like a man than a child,” says Lesgle, with unusual seriousness, “and more like an angel than a man. He may convince even you.”

Grantaire snorts. “I don’t think we’ve heard one man yet who has managed to even convince himself. The lot of them are cheats and liars, and not even as good at it as the fellows I play cards with.”

“Enjolras is honest,” says Lesgle. “Not everyone is as cynical as you. He believes, and he speaks his truth.”

“Truth.” Grantaire laughs at that, loud and coarse enough that a few heads turn to glare at him with disapproval. “The word has no meaning. Bossuet, my eagle of Meaux, people lie all the time.”

“Not this one,” says Lesgle. “Listen.”

And Grantaire does.

jaime, he thought. my name is jaime. 

“Now, what gift would you say would be least needed by the cobbler? I mean to say, what is it that he is least likely to lack, and therefore will not wish another to furnish him with?”

Brienne thrust a sword towards him, and Jamie reflexively took a step back. His mind noted that it was the hilt and not the point being offered him – not that the distinction meant much to one of his kind.“Here. You should have this. You might…you might need it if we’re attacked again.”

Jamie arched and eyebrow and gave her his most condescending smile. “I know you haven’t had proper training in the craft, but surely you’ve heard some tales of me. I’m not famous for stabbing my enemies to death with a bit of metal.”

Once he’d dreamed he would be – but that dream had died along with Aerys and his Kingsguard. Or perhaps years earlier, when he’d given up his humanity to follow his sister and protect her.

The wench held her ground. She had the stubborn expression of a mule, along with its brains and beauty. “I’ve heard the tale that tells how you killed your king with a sword. And you grabbed the Goat’s dagger to cut my bonds last night. Magic is slow; steel is fast.”

Her magic wasn’t slow – it had burst out like a storm when Vargo had threatened her, raw and powerful and immediate. It had trampled the seals the boy king from the North had placed on him and bound him to her service, without any of the careful chants and spell circles he’d been taught were necessary. It was all the more galling that she hadn’t meant to summon him at all. The most powerful witch he’d met since Robert’s Rebellion, and all she wanted was to play at being Arthur Dayne.

He supposed he could sympathize, having once wanted the same thing himself. But such dreams died, and his had left him here. He could only imagine where hers would leave her.

She was still holding the sword out to him. He was loathe to show how little he wanted to be near it, but the witchling was playing dumb. Even untutored children knew a spirit’s greatest weakness. He waggled his fingers, showing off the burns that disfigured his right hand. “Cold iron and steel, mistress. No doubt the tale you heard of Aerys’ death mentioned my souvenirs. I only held the dagger last night for moments, so that burn will fade in time, but I’m afraid I won’t be doing any impressive feats of swordsmanship for you. You might find me less useful with no hands than with one.”

Brienne flinched at the sight of his scarred hand, but she didn’t back down. “The hilt’s wrapped in leather. I paid extra coin to see it done right. It shouldn’t burn you.”

Cersei had had a sword forged for him made of pure gold. It was a beautiful thing, but little more than a toy; it sparkled in the sunlight and let him look the part of the knight he’d briefly been. He could kill with it, if he was quick, but he couldn’t fight with it. Gold was too weak. A proper metaphor for whatever he’d become; deadly, but hollow.

Brienne had wrapped the damn hilt in leather.

Awww, thank you! That’s so sweet! Even though I missed the C/M week, I decided to write this in the general shippy spirit of things.

~*~

“Oh, hello there Courefyrac” said Marius, barely looking up from the messy pile of papers in his lap, “we’ve just reached the part where Théo escapes from the convent.”

Courfeyrac drew himself up in proper affront. “My new chapter! Who said you could read those? A man’s drafts ought to be sacred!”

“You did, last week,” said Marius.

“Commanded us, in fact,” said Cosette, who was seated beside Marius and reading over his shoulder.

“Something about how art must be experienced to be real, existence beyond the author, request for feedback, et cetera.”

“Yes, well. That was last week,” said Courfeyrac, unfazed. “It’s gotten draftier since then.”

“Hmm,” said Cosette, who was too polite to tell Courfeyrac he was being an ass.

“Ha!” said Marius, who was not. “Is it just this past week that heroine became the penniless daughter of a former baron, ennobled for his valor in battle but wrongly denied his title?”

“One really can’t remember these things,” said Courfeyrac airily.

“I quite like Dora’s new history,” said Cosette. Her eyes sparkled with a faint hint of mischief. “I could tell you more about my years in the convent, if you think it would help write her time being raised by nuns.”

Courfeyrac’s eyes narrowed slightly. “How do you know it’s new when– you two have been reading my serial all along! Leaving me to languish in authorial darkness! Ah, the pangs of vile betrayal.” He collapsed dramatically – but neatly – onto the floor in front of them, eyes closed and hand placed on his forehead.

“Yes, I’m afraid so,” said Cosette cheerfully, not sounding afraid or sorry in the least.

“Dreadfully sorry,” said Marius, sounding if anything less sorry than his wife.

Courfeyrac opened one eye. “Well? Have out with it. What do think? What’s your favorite part?”

“Oh, we like the villain’s henchman. The one who works for Marielle’s wicked uncle,” said Cosette.

“Yes, I suppose he’s rather charming,” agreed Marius.

“Dashing! Witty! Handsomely dressed!” added Cosette.

“All around perhaps a bit familiar,” said Marius, “but we’ve decided to forgive him that.”

Courfeyrac allowed himself a smile. “Is that so? I find him rather a bore – I was thinking of killing him off.”

“No!” cried Marius and Cosette at once, with matching appalled expressions.

Courfeyrac’s smile widened. “Just for you, my dears, I suppose I’ll spare him. Besides, in the next chapter he has to kidnap Marielle to force her to wed her uncle’s heir.”

“Marielle can’t marry him!” said Marius, nostrils flaring indignantly.

“What about Théo?” asked Cosette. “Or rather, Dora?”

Well.. happy Barricade Day!

The Triumvirate, my beloveds 🥰

An excellent tune, but my companions have a dislike for it. The matter is not to their taste. Well, what of that? It has been rewritten often enough, for one side or another. I have undertaken to change it again –maybe this time it will please them.

Vivent Les Amis

Air: Vive Henri IV

—

Vive Enjolras 

Our leader brave and bold! 

Fair, temperate, and chaste, 

But scarce twenty years old. 

While you’re young, Enjolras, 

Come have a drink with me. 

You’re still young, Enjolras, 

Come dance and sing with me.

—

Vive Combeferre,

Our leader’s right-hand man.

His eyes on the stars,

And his head in the sand.

Look around, Combeferre,

Your friends are gathered here.

Stay and play, Combeferre,

Your work won’t disappear.

—

Vive Jean Prouvaire,

With roses in his cheeks,

Garlands of lilies

And posies from the creek.

Step back, Jehan,

A little further please.

Step back, Jehan,

Or else I fear I’ll sneeze.

—

Vive good Feuilly,

Of quick and clever hands.

He’s calm, clear, concise,

Except about Poland.

Peace, friend Feuilly,

We’ve heard it all before.

That’s enough, Feuilly,

About the Polish wars.

—

Vive Courfeyrac,

A fellow bright and gay.

He’s out all the night,

And smiling all the day.

What’s the trick, Courfeyrac?

How do you ever sleep?

Tell us all, Courfeyrac,

When do you ever sleep?

—

Vive Marius,

He’s no ami of mine.

Vive his bad taste

In clothes, women, and wine.

Though you’re pretty, Marius,

You are no threat to me.

Though the girls sigh, Marius,

When they meet you they flee!

—

Vive Bahorel,

A lawyer nevermore.

He’s fled the bar,

But won’t desert the war.

Put ‘em up Bahorel.

Let’s see you at the mat,

Take a care, Bahorel,

You near took out my hat.

—

Long life to Lesgle,

Our own Eagle of Meaux.

Crown him with laurels,

But no hair sits below.

But take heart, oh Lesgle,

Caesar was balding too.

Yes take heart, oh Lesgle,

Caesar went bald young too.

—

Good health to Joly,

Despite his many fears.

We’ve heard all his symptoms

For years and years and years.

Don’t fret, Jolllly,

You’ve years in you, and more.

Don’t fret joli Joly,

– was that spot there before?

—

And vive Grantaire!

The man of bonhomie!

Sweet-tempered and kind,

A joy for all to see.

Drink to Grantaire!

Buy him a round or three!

Here’s to Grantaire!

Buy him a round or three!

—

Vivent Les Amis!

Live long and heartily!

Yesterday’s gone,

Tomorrow’s hard to see,

So we’ll sing today,

And keep our company.

We are here today,

A Catalogue of Knees:

Enjolras, ??/10. Genua Incognita. Virgin knees, untouched by defiling eyes. All observations must therefore be speculative, yet we may conclude from inference that they exist, and from induction that they are fine. No man grows so tall as Enjolras nor strides so boldly without the usual joints, and not even nature is so capricious as to build a thing like Enjolras and give him wobbly knees.

Feuilly, 9/10. Exemplary knees. I have no complaint against them, save that they may be too sturdy. The rest suffer by comparison; a cloud falls over the company.

Prouvaire, 8/10. Jehan can leap from a sprawl to a sprint faster than any man I have known. His knees may appear frail, but they have earned our accolades. Do not underestimate them.

Couferayc and Bahorel, 7/10. Well-formed, I will grant you, and well-toned, but through what activity? Dancing for the one. Brawling for the other. Beware, friend Courfeyrac! Beware, friend Bahorel! Such sinful living will make its mark even on the finest of knees!

Combeferre, 5/10. Rendered entirely unremarkable by a deficit of sinful living. Dancing and brawling recommended.

Joly, 4/10. Perhaps the more charming for being almost entirely ornamental. However, he refuses tell me what substances caused the ominous and shifting series of splotches that recently appeared on them, and so I am deducting points from fear of the unknown. I only pray it is neither poisonous not contagious, and that our company of knees may survive.