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Ok so, I'm a bit stupid and decided to paint this slightly blasphemous version of that disturbing encounter between Sansa and The Hound during the Battle of the Blackwater.
(I basically ripped off an annunciation I saw in Urbino) (yes that green stuff is supposed to be wildfire, it looks like a bunch of plants).
Here's the print!
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thinking about brienne saying this to jaime lannister, objectively the best swordsman in the seven kingdoms. we stan a confident queen
âYou were chosen for the Kingsguard to piss off your daddy. I was chosen for the Rainbow Guard after kicking the ass of 115 men.â -Brienne of Tarth, probably.
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GOTTA make a  Brienne card. How else can he arrange them in ranked order (by his complicated score system grading feats, strength, agility, speed, and general coolness)?
Brienne, called the Maid of Tarth.
FEATS:
Won the grand tourney at Bitterbridge, defeating Red Ronnet Connington and Ser Loras Tyrell, the Knight of Flowers, among many other noble knights.
Admitted to Renly Baratheonâs Rainbow Guard at the age of nine and ten, the first woman to be so honored by any king or claimant.
Defeated Ser Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer, in single combat near the Whispering Woods.
Stayed her hand from slaying said knight, even when he was very annoying.
Kept the Kingslayer from a death of despair following his maiming by Vargo Hoat, the Goat of Qarth.
Bit the ear off of Vargo Hoat, the Goat of Qarth, leading to his subsequent illness and inability to defend himself in battle.
Has astonishing blue eyes.
Comments:
âMy friend was at Bitterbridge and he said the Maid of Tarth totally cheated in the melee :/ Just saying :/â â Renly4King
âLolol fake card fake feats. Everyone knows The Mountain that Rides killed the Goat.â â 2Red2Griffin
âClegane only got him because of the sepsis. The Mountainâs too slow to catch the Goat otherwise. Still counts as a feat.â â GoldenHand266
âWhatever OP, sheâs not even hot.â -2Red2Griffin
âHey prev :) DM me your address :) I just want to talk :)â â GoldenHand266
Brienne would be the kind of internet poster who types everything out with full punctuation and sends, like, deeply sincere memes of sunsets that say âhave a blessed day.â
âGoldenHand266,
Thank you for including me in your rankings of knights of Westeros, although in truth I have never been knighted. I agree with you that Ser Loras is the better rider. I would rank him higher than myself in a pure joust. Indeed, I do not believe there is a better horseman today on the tourney field. However, I have a natural advantage in height, reach, and weight that serves well in a melee or the culmination of a joust on foot.
As to your hypothetical, if I had the misfortune of facing Ser Gregor Clegane in battle, I would try to wear him down without exhausting myself. I fear he would win the contest 7 times out of 10, but I believe I could prevail 3 times in 10. In such circumstances I would prefer to be ahorse, as that would lessen his physical advantages.
Thank you, moreover, for not including the wicked slaying of King Renly among my feats. I would never do such an evil deed.
Yours in Honor and Chivalry,
Brienne the Blue, sworn sword of Lady Starkâ
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GOTTA make a Brienne card. How else can Jaime arrange them in ranked order (by his complicated score system grading feats, strength, agility, speed, and general coolness)?
Brienne, called the Maid of Tarth.
FEATS:
Won the grand tourney at Bitterbridge, defeating Red Ronnet Connington and Ser Loras Tyrell, the Knight of Flowers, among many other noble knights.
Admitted to Renly Baratheonâs Rainbow Guard at the age of nine and ten, the first woman to be so honored by any king or claimant.
Defeated Ser Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer, in single combat.
Stayed her hand from slaying said knight, even when he was very annoying.
Kept the Kingslayer from a death of despair following his maiming by Vargo Hoat, the Goat of Qarth.
Bit the ear off of Vargo Hoat, the Goat of Qarth, leading to his subsequent illness and inability to defend himself in battle.
Has astonishing blue eyes.
Comments:
âMy friend was at Bitterbridge and he said the Maid of Tarth totally cheated in the melee :/ Just saying :/â â Renly4King
âLolol fake card fake feats. Everyone knows The Mountain that Rides killed the Goat.â â 2Red2Griffin
âClegane only got him because of the sepsis. The Mountainâs too slow to catch the Goat otherwise. Still counts as a feat.â â GoldenHand266
âWhatever OP, sheâs not even hot.â -2Red2Griffin
âHey prev :) DM me your address :) I just want to talk :)â â GoldenHand266
My favorite thing* about Jaime and Brienne's duel in ASoS is how BOTH of them come away from the fight absolutely shaken by their opponent.
Especially on Jaime's side it, would be so easy for him to just excuse it as a fluke because of his chains and year of imprisonment. Indeed, that's how Brienne sees it! But nope, he's just floored by the fact that she's stronger than him, and fast and skilled enough he can't run rings around her. Which is what he expected, even with the chains and muscle loss.
(*Yes, ok, Jaime narrating the duel in a weirdly sexy way is a close second. I bet he does that for every (good) sword fight. He's so horny for (literal) swords. Love that for him.)
Jaime while getting his ass kicked by the Maid of Tarth:
Grunting, she came at him, blade whirling, and suddenly it was Jaime struggling to keep steel from skin. One of her slashes raked across his brow, and blood ran down into his right eye. The Others take her, and Riverrun as well! His skills had gone to rust and rot in that bloody dungeon, and the chains were no great help either. His eye closed, his shoulders were going numb from the jarring they'd taken, and his wrists ached from the weight of chains, manacles, and sword. His longsword grew heavier with every blow, and Jaime knew he was not swinging it as quickly as he'd done earlier, nor raising it as high. She is stronger than I am. The realization chilled him. Robert had been stronger than him, to be sure. The White Bull Gerold Hightower as well, in his heyday, and Ser Arthur Dayne. Amongst the living, Greatjon Umber was stronger, Strongboar of Crakehall most likely, both Cleganes for a certainty. The Mountain's strength was like nothing human. It did not matter. With speed and skill, Jaime could beat them all. But this was a woman. A huge cow of a woman, to be sure, but even so... by rights, she should be the one wearing down. Instead she forced him back into the brook again, shouting, "Yield! Throw down the sword!"
Not "she's stronger than me because of the malnourishment." No, she goes straight into the Robert Baratheon + Arthur Dayne category.
And then Brienne thinking about it in AFFC...
Brienne remembered her fight with Jaime Lannister in the woods. It had been all that she could do to keep his blade at bay. He was weak from his imprisonment, and chained at the wrists. No knight in the Seven Kingdoms could have stood against him at his full strength, with no chains to hamper him. Jaime had done many wicked things, but the man could fight!
(I also appreciate that Brienne, correctly, doesn't take that as any slight on her own skills. She knows she's good! Jaime's just once-in-a-generation good. No knight in the Seven Kingdoms could have stood against him, etc.)
It's a crime that Jaime couldn't see the melee at Bitterbridge. He would have had SUCH a good time watching Brienne and Loras fight.

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Look, I don't have any excuse for this, but here's ~2k words of Jaime Lannister being stupid about Brienne of Tarth. Book canon divergent potential arranged marriage AU, set immediately after the scene in ASoS Jaime IX, when Jaime gives Brienne Oathkeeper.
(I've got another 1k or so written of the next scene, but this felt complete enough to post as a ficlet. Or chapter. Whatever.)
~*~
Jaime had meant to send Brienne away immediately after giving her Oathkeeper. It would have been better, cleaner, for that to be their parting. But there was one last thing yet to be said. One thing heâd been putting off. She will not like it. But it must be said.
Only now that Brienne was before him, it was difficult to know how to broach the subject. Jaime tried an oblique approach.
âLord Tywin has suggested⌠Is it true that you have Targaryen blood?â
Confusion was writ clear in the Maid of Tarthâs blue eyes. âAye. My grandmother. What of it? Most noble families could say the same, surely.â
Jaime had said as much to Lord Tywin. âNot so many as you would think,â Tywin had replied. âNor so recent, and without the stain of bastardy. The dragons did not lightly mingle blood.â Heâd sounded resentful, doubtless brooding still on Aerysâ slight to Cersei.
Cersei Lannister. Decided to sketch one of my favourite ASOIAF POVs again.
Do you think Cersei would have been less or more insulted it Robert had called out Nedâs name on their wedding night instead of Lyannaâs
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Look, I don't have any excuse for this, but here's ~2k words of Jaime Lannister being stupid about Brienne of Tarth. Book canon divergent potential arranged marriage AU, set immediately after the scene in ASoS Jaime IX, when Jaime gives Brienne Oathkeeper.
(I've got another 1k or so written of the next scene, but this felt complete enough to post as a ficlet. Or chapter. Whatever.)
~*~
Jaime had meant to send Brienne away immediately after giving her Oathkeeper. It would have been better, cleaner, for that to be their parting. But there was one last thing yet to be said. One thing heâd been putting off. She will not like it. But it must be said.
Only now that Brienne was before him, it was difficult to know how to broach the subject. Jaime tried an oblique approach.
âLord Tywin has suggested⌠Is it true that you have Targaryen blood?â
Confusion was writ clear in the Maid of Tarthâs blue eyes. âAye. My grandmother. What of it? Most noble families could say the same, surely.â
Jaime had said as much to Lord Tywin. âNot so many as you would think,â Tywin had replied. âNor so recent, and without the stain of bastardy. The dragons did not lightly mingle blood.â Heâd sounded resentful, doubtless brooding still on Aerysâ slight to Cersei.

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Does it count as 'sword in the stone' if it looks more like 'sword in the cairn'...?
Hey ASOIAF fandom pals, all 6 or so of youâŚwhere are we at vis-a-vis the theory that Daario âStormcrowâ Naharis = Euron âCrowseyeâ Greyjoy?
Is Daario secretly Euron?
Yes. There can only be so many blue-mouthed storm + crow themed guys out there.
No. Daarioâs just this guy, you know?
No. Daarioâs just a secret Blackfyre or Brightflame line Targaryen.
No. Daario has some OTHER wild secret. (Daario = Benjen truthers assemble?)
I have never thought about this before and I refuse to have an opinion now.
I just like clicking buttons (see results).
My head still says itâs a whole lot of sailing for him to pull it offâŚbut I just reread the Iron Islands Kingsmoot chapter (which rocks btw, sorry for not fully appreciating it on my first read through, George). And every time Euron mocks me, the reader, personally, about how fast his ships areâŚâŚI wonderâŚâŚ..
(Whereâd you get all that treasure, Crowseye? Was it from the sieges of Yunkai and Mereen???)
Some points to consider:
Daario randomly fucks off for a few months twice during ADWD.
Apparently these time periods correspond roughly with Euron's two appearances in AFFC.
Itâs not enough time to sail from Meereen to the Iron Islands and back againâŚunless of course you had captive warlocks doing blood magic to fill your sails 24/7.
âŚwhich Euron absolutely does. And possibly secret sailing routes through Old Valyria:
The wind was at their backs, as it had been all the way down from Old Wyk. It was whispered about the fleet that Euron's wizards had much and more to do with that, that the Crow's Eye appeased the Storm God with blood sacrifice. -AFFC, The Reaver (Victarion)
Daario left Essos with a bunch of treasure from Yunkai...
...right before Euron showed up with a bunch of gold of unknown origin at the Kingsmoot.
Euron has blue lips, presumably from drinking weird warlock juice.
Daario dyes his beard blue, meaning no one would notice some extra blue on his lips. (Or maybe the blue dye is actually WHY Euron has blue lips?)
Daario has blue eyes. (Almost purple)
Euronâs good eye is blue. (His crowâs eye is black iirc, but that might just be because itâs suuuuper dilated.)
Euron is "the most comely" of Quellon Greyjoy's sons.
Daario is hot enough that Dany can ignore his stupid everything else and find him distractingly good looking. (I know not all hot men are the same person; it's just part of the "looking similar" story.)
Jorah in ASoS thinks Daario is hiding something with his dyed beard and overly flashy getup. Like it's a costume. Unfortunately (I hate to give Jorah a win), he's clearly right.
Euron's the kind of guy who would think daggers with hilts shaped like sexy ladies are cool. C'mon. You know he would.
Daario is the leader of the Stormcrows.
Euron is the Crow's Eye. He is the storm:
A smile played across Euron's blue lips. "I am the storm, my lord. The first storm, and the last." - AFFC, The Reaver
Euron plans to wed Dany and has sent Victarion to woo her on his behalf. Why didn't he go himself?
Victarion is planning to betray Euron, which is so incredibly obvious an outcome it must be part of Euron's plan. (Euron knows Victarion hates him.)
Daario has been busy wooing Dany over in Meereen. Where he'd be well-place to manipulate Victarion when he shows up.
I think it would be fun.
It's not like Daario has anything else going on.