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Look, I don't have any excuse for this, but here's ~2k words of Jaime Lannister being stupid about Brienne of Tarth. Book canon divergent potential arranged marriage AU, set immediately after the scene in ASoS Jaime IX, when Jaime gives Brienne Oathkeeper.
(I've got another 1k or so written of the next scene, but this felt complete enough to post as a ficlet. Or chapter. Whatever.)
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Jaime had meant to send Brienne away immediately after giving her Oathkeeper. It would have been better, cleaner, for that to be their parting. But there was one last thing yet to be said. One thing he’d been putting off. She will not like it. But it must be said.
Only now that Brienne was before him, it was difficult to know how to broach the subject. Jaime tried an oblique approach.
“Lord Tywin has suggested… Is it true that you have Targaryen blood?”
Confusion was writ clear in the Maid of Tarth’s blue eyes. “Aye. My grandmother. What of it? Most noble families could say the same, surely.”
Jaime had said as much to Lord Tywin. “Not so many as you would think,” Tywin had replied. “Nor so recent, and without the stain of bastardy. The dragons did not lightly mingle blood.” He’d sounded resentful, doubtless brooding still on Aerys’ slight to Cersei.
Does it count as 'sword in the stone' if it looks more like 'sword in the cairn'...?
Hey ASOIAF fandom pals, all 6 or so of you…where are we at vis-a-vis the theory that Daario “Stormcrow” Naharis = Euron “Crowseye” Greyjoy?
Is Daario secretly Euron?
Yes. There can only be so many blue-mouthed storm + crow themed guys out there.
No. Daario’s just this guy, you know?
No. Daario’s just a secret Blackfyre or Brightflame line Targaryen.
No. Daario has some OTHER wild secret. (Daario = Benjen truthers assemble?)
I have never thought about this before and I refuse to have an opinion now.
I just like clicking buttons (see results).
My head still says it’s a whole lot of sailing for him to pull it off…but I just reread the Iron Islands Kingsmoot chapter (which rocks btw, sorry for not fully appreciating it on my first read through, George). And every time Euron mocks me, the reader, personally, about how fast his ships are……I wonder……..
(Where’d you get all that treasure, Crowseye? Was it from the sieges of Yunkai and Mereen???)
Some points to consider:
Daario randomly fucks off for a few months twice during ADWD.
Apparently these time periods correspond roughly with Euron's two appearances in AFFC.
It’s not enough time to sail from Meereen to the Iron Islands and back again…unless of course you had captive warlocks doing blood magic to fill your sails 24/7.
…which Euron absolutely does. And possibly secret sailing routes through Old Valyria:
The wind was at their backs, as it had been all the way down from Old Wyk. It was whispered about the fleet that Euron's wizards had much and more to do with that, that the Crow's Eye appeased the Storm God with blood sacrifice. -AFFC, The Reaver (Victarion)
Daario left Essos with a bunch of treasure from Yunkai...
...right before Euron showed up with a bunch of gold of unknown origin at the Kingsmoot.
Euron has blue lips, presumably from drinking weird warlock juice.
Daario dyes his beard blue, meaning no one would notice some extra blue on his lips. (Or maybe the blue dye is actually WHY Euron has blue lips?)
Daario has blue eyes. (Almost purple)
Euron’s good eye is blue. (His crow’s eye is black iirc, but that might just be because it’s suuuuper dilated.)
Euron is "the most comely" of Quellon Greyjoy's sons.
Daario is hot enough that Dany can ignore his stupid everything else and find him distractingly good looking. (I know not all hot men are the same person; it's just part of the "looking similar" story.)
Jorah in ASoS thinks Daario is hiding something with his dyed beard and overly flashy getup. Like it's a costume. Unfortunately (I hate to give Jorah a win), he's clearly right.
Euron's the kind of guy who would think daggers with hilts shaped like sexy ladies are cool. C'mon. You know he would.
Daario is the leader of the Stormcrows.
Euron is the Crow's Eye. He is the storm:
A smile played across Euron's blue lips. "I am the storm, my lord. The first storm, and the last." - AFFC, The Reaver
Euron plans to wed Dany and has sent Victarion to woo her on his behalf. Why didn't he go himself?
Victarion is planning to betray Euron, which is so incredibly obvious an outcome it must be part of Euron's plan. (Euron knows Victarion hates him.)
Daario has been busy wooing Dany over in Meereen. Where he'd be well-place to manipulate Victarion when he shows up.
I think it would be fun.
It's not like Daario has anything else going on.
Hey ASOIAF fandom pals, all 6 or so of you…where are we at vis-a-vis the theory that Daario “Stormcrow” Naharis = Euron “Crowseye” Greyjoy?
Is Daario secretly Euron?
Yes. There can only be so many blue-mouthed storm + crow themed guys out there.
No. Daario’s just this guy, you know?
No. Daario’s just a secret Blackfyre or Brightflame line Targaryen.
No. Daario has some OTHER wild secret. (Daario = Benjen truthers assemble?)
I have never thought about this before and I refuse to have an opinion now.
I just like clicking buttons (see results).
My head still says it’s a whole lot of sailing for him to pull it off…but I just reread the Iron Islands Kingsmoot chapter (which rocks btw, sorry for not fully appreciating it on my first read through, George). And every time Euron mocks me, the reader, personally, about how fast his ships are……I wonder……..
(Where’d you get all that treasure, Crowseye? Was it from the sieges of Yunkai and Mereen???)

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Breakdown of what kind of bad boss the sect leaders are:
Lxc: nonprofit ed who got promoted way too young with no management experience who is excellent at executing the mission and whose heart is in the right place but bless his heart you would not put him in charge of a pet rock because the pet rock would die. Gets away with an incredible amount of dysfunction because he's really nice. The person in charge of operations is g-d's strongest soldier and whatever they are getting paid it's not enough.
Nmj: ex military blue collar union guy. Thinks he's very fair and moral and thinks he runs a tight ship because he whips out drill sergeant stuff when people aren't acting right, meanwhile the amount of hazing going on would shame a british prep school. Confuses "yelling at staff" for "addressing the problem." If you're bringing problems with your coworkers to him then you're the one at fault. Man up and work harder. Does inspire big loyalty though.
Jiang Fengmian: checked out head of a family business who swears *he's * not the one bringing his family problems to work, it's his family doing that (he is absolutely doing that). Always says he's going to give people bonuses and always forgets. Actively jeopardizing the business with the family shit he refuses to deal with. Lets his kids and wife terrorize staff and then at most is like "now now, see this is why I can't finalize a succession plan."
Jin Guangshan: do I even need to say it.
Wen Ruohan: fully insane and delusional tech ceo who genuinely believes that like. If they don't build a superintelligence on the moon then the libs will win. Basically peter Thiel.
Wei Wuxian: startup nutcase. Sends you 10 emails for immediate reply at 3am. Misses your scheduled check in because he just HAD to try his new idea Right Now. Ethics and testing are for people who won't be remembered by history. Eats your lunch out of the fridge even when you lable it.
Jiang Cheng: he's on 30 under 30, his org is tight, they are famous for getting things done and done well, but nobody who works there smiles and its because boss man has never said a single nice thing about anyone's work and is always pissed off. Regularly makes staff cry by just saying mean shit. Sadly, he does not mean any of it and doesn't understand why turnover is so high. He does pay really well and the perks are great but is that enough to make up for him taking everything personally and making everything personal?
Jin Guangyao: look i know I am not an unbiased observer but I do think he was a really really good boss ok. Knowledgeable about all aspects of the operation, knows everyone's name and personal details, patient and accommodating. However it is really hard to get him to fire someone even when they are obviously and persistently terrorizing everyone else, which does cause a lot of problems and is very very frustrating to work for because you just wind up having to put up with xue yang despite his hr file being a mile long because boss man feels really bad about firing people. Except for that one intern but that's Very Confidential :). Everyone is shocked when the FBI raids the office and even more shocked when its about him having used company resources to cover up a murder.
"I long to be that complete"
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:
my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
you do not talk about my daughter
6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.
7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.
8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.
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Occasionally you do need to just let fantasy be fantasy. "Why are the mountains around Mordor in a square, mountain ranges don't work like that" well you see there's an evil god who lives there hope this helps

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Miki my beloved...You deserve the world.
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i hate those posts that are like “hes tall, handsome, funny… i didnt say a name but he popped into your head didnt he ? :)” like no? he didnt. who the fuck is he
he is here
oh!! hes everything hes been made out to be!!

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Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting
I have placed her in a more fitting setting
For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"