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Not to take away from Jonothor, but there's a gay prince consort situation in Targaryen past?

Kind of! It's unclear how official it was and we don't have a lot of info on their situation, but we know a few things at least.

The prince in question is Egg's third son, Daeron. He was supposed to marry Olenna Tyrell, back when she was Olenna Redwyne:

"The Baratheons have always had some queer notions, to be sure. It comes from their Targaryen blood, I should think." [Olenna] sniffed. "They tried to marry me to a Targaryen once, but I soon put an end to that." - ASOS, Sansa I

Ser Barristan later seems to blame Daeron himself for the match failing, and comments on how all three of Egg's sons refused political matches and married for love:

Prince Rhaegar loved his Lady Lyanna, and thousands died for it. Daemon Blackfyre loved the first Daenerys, and rose in rebellion when denied her. Bittersteel and Bloodraven both loved Shiera Seastar, and the Seven Kingdoms bled. The Prince of Dragonflies loved Jenny of Oldstones so much he cast aside a crown, and Westeros paid the bride price in corpses. All three of the sons of the fifth Aegon had wed for love, in defiance of their father's wishes. And because that unlikely monarch had himself followed his heart when he chose his queen, he allowed his sons to have their way, making bitter enemies where he might have had fast friends. Treason and turmoil followed, as night follows day, ending at Summerhall in sorcery, fire, and grief. - ADWD, The Kingbreaker

Summerhall mention :( :( :(

Anyways, the first two of Egg's sons are well covered by main series canon. The eldest, Duncan the Small (aka the Prince of Dragonflies), married the commoner Jenny of Oldstones and renounced his succession rights to be with her. (He was engaged to marry the daughter of Lyonel Baratheon, aka the Laughing Storm, and the breach between the Crown and Storm's End led to a brief Baratheon rebellion.)

The next son, Jaehaerys II, married his sister, Shaera, restarting Ye Olde Targaryen incest tradition to the disappointment of Everyone Else (especially his parents). Jaehaerys also forced his kids Aerys II and Rhaella to wed each other (maybe for Prince That Was Promised prophecy reasons) and we all know how that turned out. (So very very bad.)

BUT!!! We have to look at A World of Ice and Fire to find more about the third son, Daeron. It turns out that according to the Maesters, Daeron never married anyone:

Corrupted by the example of his brothers, even King Aegon's youngest son Prince Daeron vexed his father in like manner. Though betrothed to Lady Olenna Redwyne of the Arbor when both of them were nine, Prince Daeron repudiated the match in 246 AC, when he was eighteen...though in his case, there appears to have been no other woman, for Daeron remained unwed throughout the remainder of his short life.

So what was Ser Barristan on about? Enter ✨Jeremy✨:

A born soldier who rejoiced in tournament and battle, [Daeron] preferred the companionship of Ser Jeremy Norridge, a dashing young knight who had been with the prince since the two of them were squires together at Highgarden. Prince Daeron brought to his father, Aegon, an altogether deeper sort of grief when he was killed in battle in 251 AC, leading an army against the Rat, the Hawk, and the Pig. Ser Jeremy died at his side, but the rebellion was quashed, and the rebels slain or hanged.

Barristan served both Aegon V and Jaehaerys II, so if there was a non-official wedding for Daeron and ✨Jeremy✨ he'd probably know about it. But he also could have been speaking loosely and just meant that Daeron chose love over marital politics.

You know which Egg-lette did marry for politics? The youngest daughter, Rhaelle, who married Ormund Baratheon! Their son Steffon Baratheon was, of course, the father of Robert, Stannis, and Renly. And that’s why Robert could vaguely make a claim to the throne (after killing all his Targaryen cousins).

Kevan Lannister:

A perfectly fine name, aside from the small wrinkle that we mostly know him through his nieces and nephews. Therefore: Uncle Kevan.

Uncle Kevan should not fighting battles over the fate of Westeros. Uncle Kevan should be in an 80s sitcom.

Uncle Kevan should be at the sports bar, showing everyone pictures of his wife and his son Lance (who didn’t make quarterback this year either).

Gerion Lannister:

“Uncle Gery”

Jeremy Norridge:

Look, this one’s fully on me. There’s nothing wrong with the name Jeremy. Perfectly fine faux-medieval fantasy times name. It’s just…

Fallen hero of the war of the Rat, the Hawk, and the Pig, consort of the dragon prince Daeron, who so loved him that he gave up the great fleets of Redwyne to fight and perish at his side…

✨ Jeremy. ✨

(Why am I ok with Joffrey but not Jeremy? Is it just because there are no major character Jeremys? Do I know too many modern Jeremys and not enough historical ones?)

Gorman Peake:

Ok I guess this is a Gormanghast joke, so it gets a pass.

But Ser Eustance Osgrey DID tell me to remember the name and his friends DO call him Gormy. So as you can see it’s a lot to take in.

Jonothor “Jon” Darry:

I looked at the wiki and there are. 38. Named men called Jon. That’s not even counting the handful of Johns (with an h).

Then

There’s

Exactly

One

Jonothor

?????

JONOTHOR???