kurt hummel's bulging pink fun sac

This is important hello (x)

these jstor tags look like something you’d see on ao3

He probably really digs it. 

this man is so kind

(via meanboysclub)

my textbook and i have a lot in common

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

fuck you, lady

problem solved 

I actually have so much love for dogs

These dogs blend right in. 

Responsible af. 10/10, good doggo.

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.