Just Random Stuff For Now

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

get verbed nounboy

World Heritage Post

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

something something i am a beast or monster of sorts but for some reason people still love and care for me??? and its rlly sweet and i love them for it and i cry and am so happy being a beast and woman also and being fortunate enough that people love me

look outside kinda game that got you pointing at a sentient vending machine and a mile-long thousand-eyed tentacle monster and a 6 foot tall hockey mask murderer and a layer of pulsating flesh coating an entire apartment building and saying "gosh I love women <3"

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss