nice chain what a nice night

"i wish will wouldve walked away from hannibal & gotten therapy at the end of the show 🥺" im gonna be as gentle as i can when i tell you this: you are an idiot & perhaps should not be watching the cannibal falls in love tv series

i enjoyed the psychological thriller about a serial killer & a fbi agent getting tangled in a deeply sensual & homoerotic game of cat & mouse only to be resolved by said fbi agent embracing his darker nature & succumbing to the dangerous & intoxicating love he feels for another man but i would have preferred it if it was about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbours cat in a small village in the alps. this is how you sound

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”