nice chain what a nice night

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop

you can’t give lana del rey more than 50 all time classics

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

Just watched one of the bartenders stop people from doing this. What is wrong with Customers?

Customers be like "can I go through here?" and it's the walk in freezer

Customers will waltz into the trash room and look around confused like they didn't go around the back of the building and through a gate

Not even joking, one time a customer asked where the bathroom was at an old job of mine and I was like oh it's down that hall and to the left, pointing to the open threshold beside him. And he instead went past me, past the counter, through the wall of coffee urns and backup donut tray racks, through the dish pit, through the break room, and into the rightmost office in the very back of the shop. My coworker followed him when they saw him breech the break room and he was just dumbly going forward until he hit a dead end. You think i said down the hall and to the left to fuck with you, man? You didn't take a single left, each room required a right turn to go through.

Customers be like "can I go through here?" and it's the walk in freezer

Customers will waltz into the trash room and look around confused like they didn't go around the back of the building and through a gate

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

I think leftists need to refer to the United States as a slave state more often. It has one of the highest prison populations per capita of any nation, slavery is legal as punishment for a crime, and Black people are disproportionately imprisoned and given longer sentences. The prison industrial complex is modern-day slavery

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago