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yall this is so cute

absolute decadence

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Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones

One chapter into Ulysses and I have 10 times more appreciation for that "Ogre barely even Literate!" meme

Everyone call Ogre stupid and it True! Ogre can only understand popular quotations like "Very well then, I contradict myself" and "Introibo ad altare Dei" not obscure references like "Thalatta!" and "the rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror" that contextualize the characters' perspective on life within the lens of culture and literature!

Hello white tumblr user. In front of you is a post made by a Black person about their experiences with racism in a fandom you are a part of. Your challenge is to read the entire post without telling them they're making things up or making a big deal out of nothing. You also may not tell them they're wrong to tell people how to enjoy media or that they should focus on real world issues instead. If you fail this challenge the case of live hornets I have implanted in your sternum will unlock, allowing the hornets to sting your insides until you succumb to the venom. You have 60 seconds. Good luck.

Starting to understand that some people really genuinely can't "just eat" the same way I can't "just sleep". Yeah you need the stars and planets to be aligned just the right way and be in the right mood and have the right music on and have the room in the right temperature and the air moisture must be just right so you can chew and swallow one (1) single green bean, just the same as I need to lay in bed for two hours playing magic the gathering before my eyes force themselves shut. There are things people recommend that would be better to do if they worked, but they don't so I can't just fucking do that instead. Can't just go horizontal and wait 30 seconds like my boyfriend does.

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

Hmm. My ceiling in my living room that I haven’t been in since Dashcon is collapsing and there is an alarming amount of mold. I believe something bad has occurred, I do not know what to do about this situation because it is not raccoon related.

side note, but i feel like this is a good example of how autism manifests in seemingly "low support needs" individuals. I can get a permit that is very hard to obtain, go to another country where nobody I work with speaks the language I do, hold myself together while I kneel beside a dead raccoon to try to determine cause of death, write reports for institutions to mitigate risk to raccoons, etc etc etc. but then the moment something like this happens I freeze up and curl in a ball and have no idea what to do because I have no money or skill to fix it myself and i'm scared of the textures. And also literally cannot speak on the phone ever.

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

There is no such thing as “the evil kill-people disorder that makes you kill people”; it has always been a myth made up by demonization to sell more ableism.

"the evil abuse-people disorder that makes you abuse people" is also a myth, no matter what people on TikTok try to tell you