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Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”
Damn, NYPD is so bad, Mafia started protecting good cops
I was a police officer for nearly ten years and I was a bastard. We all were.
👆Really really good article by the way. Feels like a good piece to show to folks you know who are still on the fence about things like police or prison abolition. Plus the pseudonym the author uses is hysterical, and he's really quite a good writer.
extremely good article, please read it. at the very least read the "how to be a bastard" section, it outlines a lot of the ways cops will try to trick you
TIL a star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee.
via reddit.com
Still preddy hot
the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.
they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

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this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me
alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore
English sauce I'm cryinggggg
apparently the community backlash to the proposed data center that was gonna go in just outside my town was so severe that while the city kept pushing back hearing dates for their special exceptions permit, the original owner is now refusing to sell the property to them :') we love a proactive queen
Oh that property owner is gonna become a local hero, because following that announcement one of the city planners was quoted saying she had been encouraging everyone to move forward with that data center because she wanted us to "set an example for how to do a data center right." my ass was looking at 30 pages of scathing public comments on the county commissioner's website but they wanted the data center they wanted itttt
sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions
I don't think it's unreasonable for our public officials to be expected to prove they're alive and not in a coma to be able to retain their office.
If someone were, as a random example, say hospitalized for over two weeks with no explanation, I think that should automatically trigger a special election to replace them.
If you're still able to do your job, then prove it. And if you're not, then you're actively obstructing democracy by not stepping down.
Which is to say, that if a public official were to pass away or into a coma, and their handlers choose to obfuscate that fact, this should be seen as intentionally obstructing democracy.
And there should be, you know, consequences for the people who would do such a thing.

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if anyone draws me anything ever
im going to stare at it
im going to grin like an idiot
i dont care if you think its bad or not
i love it
i love you
i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)
spent a lovely hour or so sitting on my porch, no screen, no headphones, just Staring At Trees And Sunlight and it was delightful. since I was staying so still a squirrel came right up close and hung out munching some seeds for a while. unfortunately i was chased back inside eventually (neighbor started smoking pot and the smell was making me feel sick </3)
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I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

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If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.
maybe this is too woke but i really hate the trope of naked older women = scary or vomit inducing or gross or whatever. like you even see it used in horror on occasion like oooooo so scary theres a woman with saggy boobs and wrinkles. There is something to be said for unconsensual veiwing of nudity. sure. it’s uncomfortable and violating for someone to be nude in front of you that you don’t want to see. but rarely that’s seen as the issue and instead the real ‘horror’ or gross out joke is the very idea of a woman who does not have a body that is sexually desirable to men. The very idea of an older woman’s body is treated like it’s something that we should all know is gross, sick and wrong. It’s just something that really bothers me